Sara Cress
@saracress.bsky.social
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Texas politics loudmouth. Currently: Bobby Cole, SAFE Alliance. Previous comms for Harris Votes, Chris Hollins, Austin Mayor Steve Adler, Gulf Coast AFL-CIO. Former Houston Chronicle. Writer. I foster only the finest animals.
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For every like I will show you a food.
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HEY HOUSTON! Have you heard about the Emily Takes Notes fundraiser? Well, it's this Sunday and I'm on the host committee. Get your ass LOCALLY ENGAGED: substack.com/home/post/p-...
saracress.bsky.social
HEY HOUSTON! Have you heard about the Emily Takes Notes fundraiser? Well, it's this Sunday and I'm on the host committee. Get your ass LOCALLY ENGAGED: substack.com/home/post/p-...
saracress.bsky.social
Honestly, I'm willing to go along with the "there's a serial killer in Houston because of all of these bodies in bayous" bit if it would be useful to Pritzker.
michaelianblack.bsky.social
Maybe Pritzker can offer to send in the IL National Guard
chron.com
Details surrounding the bloody string of shootings remain murky, police said.
saracress.bsky.social
I'll give clown makeup to Detroit, home of the juggalos.
saracress.bsky.social
In Houston, I imagine we'd all dress like cowboys and line dance downtown around the fascists.
ajaxsinger.bsky.social
It's interesting seeing the different ways resistance has formed in different cities. Los Angeles Organized, Chicago Radicalized, and Portland Got Weird as Fuck. All 3 have had success unifying their respective cities.

I guess my point is there are multiple paths to ungovernability.
saracress.bsky.social
I hope my Austin people are planning to vote YES on Prop Q.
somewhereinatx.bsky.social
"There are two groups active in opposing Prop Q. The first is Save Austin Now, the group run by former Travis County GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak."

✋Stop. That's all I need to know!

🗳️ Vote YES✅ on Prop. Q
jackcraver.bsky.social
Here's a look at who is supporting & funding both the pro & anti sides of Austin's tax rate election.

www.austinpolitics.net/whos-against...
saracress.bsky.social
I'm about to have to do this with a call from my health insurance company, so I'll have to answer every call for the next week or whatever. THE WORST.
saracress.bsky.social
Trust me, the word "fuck" will come to your head a lot but you will stop yourself from saying it and it will mess you up.
saracress.bsky.social
Hey quick, I'm going to give you one minute to name every word you can think of that starts with the letter F.
saracress.bsky.social
(The doctor told me it stresses everyone out, so I didn't feel so crazy when I nearly melted down trying to subtract from 100 by 7s.)
saracress.bsky.social
THIRD APPOINTMENT COMPLETE. Hey, have you ever had to go to a neurologist for a muscle spasm and they make you do this ridiculously stressful memory test that they do with all patients? Because whew that was a lot.
saracress.bsky.social
Dolly, I'll give you a boob if you that will give you another day.
saracress.bsky.social
Train stuck across Shepherd. Avoid Washington Ave. at all costs.
saracress.bsky.social
Taking care of yourself is hard work, annoying work, expensive and time-consuming. Which is why Americans are in such poor health.
saracress.bsky.social
Two medical appointments down this week, two left to go. I really can't believe I'm going to make it on time to a 9 a.m. Medical Center appointment tomorrow, but I suppose miracles do happen.
saracress.bsky.social
Here's the kind of stuff he was worried about during the last session. A lotttttta whining. bsky.app/profile/sara...
saracress.bsky.social
The Texas House is currently debating SB 11, which would allow prayer time in schools with very little instruction on how that would work, exactly. ANYWAY, here's Rep. Brent Money talking about the good old days before trans people were invented. #txlege
saracress.bsky.social
This is the first skincare ad I've seen that features what is clearly an AI "model."

I feel like I'm losing my mind.
saracress.bsky.social
This smelly gremlin. This pumpkin-faced piglet. This little man in his little man pants. This rotten country mouse. This clown school reject. This dildo-fearing dipshit. This lunchroom narc. This Kmart clearance shoe. This sidewalk turd. This infected back zit. This anti-Rocky Horror pamphleteer.
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Mike Johnson on AOC: "She hasn't read the legislation and I'm not sure she would understand it even if she did."
saracress.bsky.social
I couldn't even say why. Just every anxiety hit me at once and I 'sploded.
saracress.bsky.social
Crying! At the Gynecologist's Office
saracress.bsky.social
The Spirit Halloween that opened up in the bankrupt appliance store where my dad lost his job last year is about to get a lot of business from me.
saracress.bsky.social
I'm going to go watch some more of this season of Love Is Blind, but I simply do not know why.