Sara Crummett Carillo
@saragirl13.bsky.social
Loves books, dogs, and silliness.
Hates stupidity and MAGA.
Behave accordingly or buh-bye.
Hates stupidity and MAGA.
Behave accordingly or buh-bye.
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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
When someone tells me to shut up about anything….
March 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When someone tells me to shut up about anything….
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Reposted by Sara Crummett Carillo
As Orwell predicted.
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
As Orwell predicted.
News cycle hangover
March 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
News cycle hangover
Selfie of a selfish dog.
March 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Selfie of a selfish dog.
Gulf of Mexico.
March 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gulf of Mexico.
There once was an orange most insane,
Who seemed to have nary a brain.
Not a day would go by
That his mouth didn’t fly
‘Til a hero flushed him down the drain.
Be the hero.
Resist.
Who seemed to have nary a brain.
Not a day would go by
That his mouth didn’t fly
‘Til a hero flushed him down the drain.
Be the hero.
Resist.
March 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There once was an orange most insane,
Who seemed to have nary a brain.
Not a day would go by
That his mouth didn’t fly
‘Til a hero flushed him down the drain.
Be the hero.
Resist.
Who seemed to have nary a brain.
Not a day would go by
That his mouth didn’t fly
‘Til a hero flushed him down the drain.
Be the hero.
Resist.
Today in retail.
I hope.
I hope.
February 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today in retail.
I hope.
I hope.
Shitty day?
Here’s a puppy.
Here’s a puppy.
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Shitty day?
Here’s a puppy.
Here’s a puppy.
US has gone to shit.
Here’s a brownie.
Go on.
Here’s a brownie.
Go on.
February 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
US has gone to shit.
Here’s a brownie.
Go on.
Here’s a brownie.
Go on.
The world is crazy.
Here’s a puppy.
Here’s a puppy.
February 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The world is crazy.
Here’s a puppy.
Here’s a puppy.
February 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If it’s too early for Ranger
It’s just too early.
It’s just too early.
February 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If it’s too early for Ranger
It’s just too early.
It’s just too early.
Too pooped
to pup.
to pup.
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Too pooped
to pup.
to pup.
When you let a two year old borrow your phone for “important picture”….
February 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you let a two year old borrow your phone for “important picture”….
Too tired
to care.
to care.
February 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Too tired
to care.
to care.
Downhill slope to weekender.
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Downhill slope to weekender.
Wednesday.
*sigh*
Zuzu gets me.
*sigh*
Zuzu gets me.
February 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wednesday.
*sigh*
Zuzu gets me.
*sigh*
Zuzu gets me.
Nice to meet you.
Maybe.
Maybe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nice to meet you.
Maybe.
Maybe.
My bed: a three-pete.
February 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My bed: a three-pete.
Peteyboy has been told he is also a doodle. It makes him happy.
So, SHHHHhhhh.
Thank you.
So, SHHHHhhhh.
Thank you.
February 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Peteyboy has been told he is also a doodle. It makes him happy.
So, SHHHHhhhh.
Thank you.
So, SHHHHhhhh.
Thank you.