should i start using this again?

man i had no idea what was coming when i posted this!!!

me at 2 pm in a work email: Good morning,

my dog has been peeing inside lately and we figured out she won't go out to the backyard just to pee unless i'm sitting in the garage and im not smoking as many cigarettes so im not going out to the garage as much. someone help there's no self help books for codependent relationships with your DOG

being a low level government worker rn:

it's a sign from god-ZILLA!!

i'm gonna have a whole craft room soon and i'm going to teach myself how to do pottery and ceramics and i'm so excited :))))

all night long my cat lays on my stomach, sinks her claws into me, and screams 2 inches away from my face as some fucked up and toxic version of showing her love

i guess life now is just going to be signing up for one twitter clone after another twitter clone with increasingly larger character limits over and over and then one day we'll die

very excited that i made a bluesky before the other sarahdrizzle who stole the username on tiktok before i could make one