Sarah Guzzardo
@sarahguzzardo.bsky.social
Are we really doing this again
Everything I know about SpongeBob SquarePants I’ve learned against my will please God why am I in my 40s and still learning more????
March 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Everything I know about SpongeBob SquarePants I’ve learned against my will please God why am I in my 40s and still learning more????
Announcement: we’re striking “mouthwatering” from the English language say your goodbyes
“I wanted that in my mouth and then water came out of my mouth!” keep it to yourself you fuckn weirdo that’s private information
“I wanted that in my mouth and then water came out of my mouth!” keep it to yourself you fuckn weirdo that’s private information
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Announcement: we’re striking “mouthwatering” from the English language say your goodbyes
“I wanted that in my mouth and then water came out of my mouth!” keep it to yourself you fuckn weirdo that’s private information
“I wanted that in my mouth and then water came out of my mouth!” keep it to yourself you fuckn weirdo that’s private information
why does this headline feel like the search history of a creatively blocked serial killer
September 27, 2023 at 9:22 PM
why does this headline feel like the search history of a creatively blocked serial killer
Reposted by Sarah Guzzardo
sorry to everyone borne back ceaselessly into the past but I'm different
July 12, 2023 at 1:00 PM
sorry to everyone borne back ceaselessly into the past but I'm different
I’ve now done the emotional labor of finding out what the worst type of sandwich to somehow accidentally drop directly into your purse is.
It’s tuna.
You’re welcome.
It’s tuna.
You’re welcome.
July 9, 2023 at 3:17 PM
I’ve now done the emotional labor of finding out what the worst type of sandwich to somehow accidentally drop directly into your purse is.
It’s tuna.
You’re welcome.
It’s tuna.
You’re welcome.
If I saw this outside someone’s house I’d call 911. Their dog has clearly used a godlike omnipotence to trap them— physically and mentally— inside the twisted Twilight Zone-esque requirements of his unchecked & monstrous reign of terror. I would pray in vain for God to have mercy on their souls.
July 7, 2023 at 8:05 PM
If I saw this outside someone’s house I’d call 911. Their dog has clearly used a godlike omnipotence to trap them— physically and mentally— inside the twisted Twilight Zone-esque requirements of his unchecked & monstrous reign of terror. I would pray in vain for God to have mercy on their souls.
Best/worst thing about rich people’s houses is the weird office break room they sometimes have off their kitchen.
You can call it a “pantry” all you want but… shelves of snacks, various disused appliances, cases of sparkling water and a half full fridge??? get real Linda this is the break room
You can call it a “pantry” all you want but… shelves of snacks, various disused appliances, cases of sparkling water and a half full fridge??? get real Linda this is the break room
July 6, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Best/worst thing about rich people’s houses is the weird office break room they sometimes have off their kitchen.
You can call it a “pantry” all you want but… shelves of snacks, various disused appliances, cases of sparkling water and a half full fridge??? get real Linda this is the break room
You can call it a “pantry” all you want but… shelves of snacks, various disused appliances, cases of sparkling water and a half full fridge??? get real Linda this is the break room