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Goathill on a December Monday ✨️
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Goathill on a December Monday ✨️
Was trying to pee before the movie started but the previews are too good 😭
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Was trying to pee before the movie started but the previews are too good 😭
Pluto has 28 Days Later!? Ok.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Pluto has 28 Days Later!? Ok.
Not them making a room of 100 people AI search the same exact question 🥀
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not them making a room of 100 people AI search the same exact question 🥀
DON'T watch the sixth sense on your period 🥀
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
DON'T watch the sixth sense on your period 🥀
I just want a toastie :/
September 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just want a toastie :/
Messaged my coworker "Do you have a second to talk about insurance" really feeling like an adult today 🤭
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Messaged my coworker "Do you have a second to talk about insurance" really feeling like an adult today 🤭
Capitalism would be alright if these greedy fucks were just wanting my money but now Spotify also wants to take away my rights!? WTF.
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Capitalism would be alright if these greedy fucks were just wanting my money but now Spotify also wants to take away my rights!? WTF.
Drunk @ my godparents house again ayyyy
June 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Drunk @ my godparents house again ayyyy
The remake of I know what you did last summer is coming out soon, and as older sibling, just gotta gloat and say I planted the right seeds 😌 first final destination now this
June 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The remake of I know what you did last summer is coming out soon, and as older sibling, just gotta gloat and say I planted the right seeds 😌 first final destination now this
How did I know I was gonna need these buzzballs 😐
June 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How did I know I was gonna need these buzzballs 😐
KK wearing shein- I mean skims regalia is laughable
May 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
KK wearing shein- I mean skims regalia is laughable
Discovering an artist post mortem is so tragic
April 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Discovering an artist post mortem is so tragic
Key lime pie is soo good but at what cost... I have carpal tunnel 🥹
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Key lime pie is soo good but at what cost... I have carpal tunnel 🥹
Me listening to a musical: I should be like 3 songs in...
*in reality, it's only been the 12 minute prologue*
*in reality, it's only been the 12 minute prologue*
April 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me listening to a musical: I should be like 3 songs in...
*in reality, it's only been the 12 minute prologue*
*in reality, it's only been the 12 minute prologue*
GNX always has me at my desk like 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
April 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
GNX always has me at my desk like 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
OMFG GOT TO MEET SERGIO PEREZ 😭🤭
March 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
OMFG GOT TO MEET SERGIO PEREZ 😭🤭
It's so insane to me that people use chat gpt to draft the most mindless things 😬
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's so insane to me that people use chat gpt to draft the most mindless things 😬
It's March 7th and he hasn't asked me to be his woman for national women's day 😐
March 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's March 7th and he hasn't asked me to be his woman for national women's day 😐
Had a birthday celebration at work but it really felt like a goodbye celebration 😭 i definitely feel celebrated 🥳
February 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Had a birthday celebration at work but it really felt like a goodbye celebration 😭 i definitely feel celebrated 🥳
RTO really pmo
February 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
RTO really pmo
Me turning 29 was a little lame until my bsf reminded me about
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other with the man saying twenty nine
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other with the man saying twenty nine
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me turning 29 was a little lame until my bsf reminded me about
Yellowjackets AND White Lotus new seasons drop on Valentine's weekend 😩 the tv gods do love me
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yellowjackets AND White Lotus new seasons drop on Valentine's weekend 😩 the tv gods do love me
Rewarding myself by finally buying that cute Hello Kitty planner I've been wanting 😌
January 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rewarding myself by finally buying that cute Hello Kitty planner I've been wanting 😌