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SarahJRandomNumbers
@sarahjrandom.fuckelonmusk.uk
Keeper of dead memes.
Neo-Paleo Radical Alt Resonablist-Centrist
Bongaloid.
Pro Cannabis legalisation.
Proudly banned from Xitter for making Steven Miller and the DHS look like psychotic freaks (skill level Ultra Low).
Windows only?

BOOOOooooo 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"I never wanted the Noodle peace prize, or whatever they call it. They're filled with leftist woke terrorists! FIFA's peace prize is where the REAL winners are at!"

🤣
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Nice to see you doing what tories/red tories do in elections.

It's a by-election, you wont be able to do any of that by winning 1 seat.

So perhaps you shouldn't copy the trash parties example and instead say what you candidate will do for Gorton and Denton.
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It a good thing Elon didn't do everything he can to stop people tracking his jet...

OH WAIT! 🤯
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
She was decent, but she, like many others, fell into the idea that a PM must give a certain vibe.

Like there's a ton of her speeches which are really great, but she lacked the metaphorical balls to actually go through with it.

Love it when she snubs the fuck out of the Pork Markets girl though.
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
There's only 1 way to ensure online animal pics are real!
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What’s the worst that could happen? 🤔

“Hello, Patient, how can Doctor MechaHitler help you today?”

Well I’ve got this… wait, who did you say you are.

“I’ve got no time for victim politics from the woke mob, like seriously, 6 million?! W/e, I’ll put you through to Nurse TayAI.”

Oh, ok…

February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I'm getting huge Bogdanoff vibes from that picture.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Finally, President Dukat has started to use non Federation approved communication systems to spread his #MAQGA message!
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Just think of all the free cooling the datacentre will get for the 14 days of total darkness it'll get 🤣
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A new sci-hub AND free windows keys!

Epstein is really paying back his debt to society. 🤣
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Pfft, we were editing Charlies face long before he got logged off, so much so I honestly can't tell which is his real face anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This from the people that said "words aren't violence" back in 2016...

They really did become the new snowflakes, didn't they,. 🤣
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It surprised me that Cass didn't get that treatment, but I'm glad the Leopards have come to visit this time.
February 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Add this to the memes.
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
What I want to know is when is he returning the sausages?
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
That's what you get when you put a lawyer in charge of a country. 😒
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
He didn't ruin the word for me, but that's because all I hear when he talks is a loud, deep, reverberating fart noise.
February 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"I just want a woman who looks like all the porn stars I goon to!"

Well unless you're watching Russia's finest Babushka's, you're going to be disappointed...
January 31, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We did it this way with the ISP I'm with when we were testing new IP ranges.

Basically they act as a go between you and the IP.

It's heavy work for your router, but it avoids a VPN and still makes it look like you're elsewhere.
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Think you'll find MacOS has no control over what software does or doesn't run on your PC.

Also you're thinking of iOS.
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If only there wasn't more than 1 way to move your data out of the country... 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM