Do us a favor & cut your dessert into servings before bringing it to dinner. It's gross when someone's aunt decides to cut EVERY dessert with the same knife!
Don't get me started on folks who use their dirty fork to serve themselves from those same desserts...

I'm such a good Thanksgiving guest that I cut into one of the Dutch apple pies I baked last night just to make sure it was up to your standards.

It is.

You're welcome.

If I cook for you, I need to know how good it is in the first two bites...three max! Waiting until you're finished eating or until I have to ASK is a good way to find yourself cooking for your DAMN self next time.
The more you know...

If your partner doesn't send you stupid videos and memes (that they find hilarious) while on the toilet, are you even IN a relationship?

My Mom was right. My rat tail in 1992 DID look stupid. Proud to say that's one of the few mistakes I did NOT repeat...

BlueSky Virgin.

Avoided Twitter like the hot guys avoided me in highschool. Shall I name names? 😉