Tried a new coffee shop over the weekend and I can’t stop thinking about how this is such a wild thing to write on a drink lid in today's hellscape.

I'm turning 32 in February, which means I have 3 years to reach a ton of goals and have a 35th birthday party that celebrates all the accomplishments of this era of my life. Manifesting this ✨ #taylorswift

embarrassing things I said in therapy today:
1) "not to sound like a grandfather, but *says in old man voice* she knows the values of a dollar
2) It's like High School Musical and I gotta go my own way
3) It's the best of both worlds...I'm just like Hannah Montana

if you:

- love to romanticize life
- are looking to grow as a content creator
- know the value of influencer marketing + culture
- identify as a childless cat lady

let's be friends 💕