All I want to do is wrap myself in a blanket like a burrito and listen to my audiobook and drink coffee while the rain hits the roof.

This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter.

She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.

Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.

[screams in IKEA construction]

But why can't food make itself?

I did not watch enough Halloween content through October which obviously means the season extends into November.

It's always the day you finish late that the trains also have delays.

deleting dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: fake dating at their family's house during the holidays

I'm sure summer is great, but it really ruins my wardrobe vibes. My style isn't built for humidity and hot weather.

Happy spooky season, witches.

Today in D&D I buffeted my players with twin tornados, twin shadow puppies, and the warlock traumatised a mother about how she might have screwed over her newborn daughter, and honestly, I think we had a great time.

Aristotle & Dante getting its Australian premiere in a single city and it's mine, so you best believe I'm going to be the most about it. Once I stop being the most about Red, White & Royal Blue, of course.