Sarah Skelding
@sarahskelding.bsky.social
Knows things. Does stuff. Sometimes this helps.
Appropriate for Manchester
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Appropriate for Manchester
Last train home before Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Last train home before Christmas
“Dear Sir/Madam, when I ordered a rimmer this was not what I anticipated.
Yours, disappointed and unsatisfied, Sarah”
Yours, disappointed and unsatisfied, Sarah”
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“Dear Sir/Madam, when I ordered a rimmer this was not what I anticipated.
Yours, disappointed and unsatisfied, Sarah”
Yours, disappointed and unsatisfied, Sarah”
I used to wear a black polo neck most days, it went with the French fags.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I used to wear a black polo neck most days, it went with the French fags.
Knee jerk reaction
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Knee jerk reaction
What I aim for every morning at the make up mirror
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
What I aim for every morning at the make up mirror
Hammersmith and Shitty Line
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hammersmith and Shitty Line
Proper pub food. Full menu pictured.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Proper pub food. Full menu pictured.
Dear [Recruiter Name], I am afraid that you will need to up your sed/awk game before I respond to your email.
![Opening of an email from a recruiter that reads “Hi [First Name]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lv7e34eb52igivtbexh7gu2i/bafkreida5dtjps73r5vzmqgbeeaum25mknd7czyqv3ea26fxotm2j2v7em@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dear [Recruiter Name], I am afraid that you will need to up your sed/awk game before I respond to your email.
A Halloween fright for @davidlongford.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
A Halloween fright for @davidlongford.bsky.social
It was only when I got a quizzical look that I realised I was whistling the theme to Get Carter.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It was only when I got a quizzical look that I realised I was whistling the theme to Get Carter.
My mother made me a quilt.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My mother made me a quilt.
It’s dark and it’s raining.
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s dark and it’s raining.
My favourite Robert Redford film.
September 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My favourite Robert Redford film.
Cheer up love.
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Cheer up love.
Out early to beat the rush, alone with everyone else doing the same.
September 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Out early to beat the rush, alone with everyone else doing the same.
A bowl of plums in my fridge and nobody to whom I can recite the poem.
September 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A bowl of plums in my fridge and nobody to whom I can recite the poem.
I applauded this when I read it.
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I applauded this when I read it.
