SaraKateW
@sarakatew.bsky.social
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aspiring swamp hag
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[sourly] the zeppoles will fix me
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The time between ordering a pizza and the pizza arriving contains the darkest introspection I ever allow myself.
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hey does anybody have an idea for some stupid fucking app that will make a million dollars I can have
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we are a small tight-knit team that are candid with each other ams have a good time but even I recognize that “look, bottom line is it doesn’t matter and one day we’ll all be dead” is not fit for a Teams recap
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honestly distressing how little distance there is between the Professional Sara and “Real” Sara Kate personas of late
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Like *seven years ago* I let JPF read my 9-page Bigfoot Theory in full, and when she was in COMPLETE, AWED agreement my only request was that every time the subject comes up she just casually mention that I figured it allllll out. This girl does not miss.
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My MIL has never heard of Bigfoot*. Imagine a life without knowledge of the big fella. Makes me sad.

*If you want detailed info, @sarakatew.bsky.social knows what Bigfoots are, but believes they are all dead now.
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I have been thinking about this astonishing photo all morning.

Jean Hall / Audubon Photography Awards. 2025 Conservation Winner
Pallettes of cut and processed timber stacked up outside. A small, brown burrowing owl with bright yellow eyes has popped out of a crevice in the stacks. This is the 'forest habitat' in places now, I suppose.
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what should have replaced twitter is "nothing" and we all know it
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White throated sparrows are back; what a song 😊
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She is working him like a sourdough, too.
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Delicious sentence in the novel I’m reading: “There was a silence on the line, and Lana caught a whiff of the familiar scent of a man aroused by his own confusion.”
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He is the Telescope fish, and he is my friend.
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one person enjoyed that joke, I bet
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She god there eventually with image search for “deep sea, white, creepy” (which I how I search for Michael Rappaport)
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I was On One Today about technology and enshittification and I proposed I could find out faster just by asking around than she could with the current Google. I didn’t win, but you guys definitely did Name Some Actual Deep Sea Animals **tons** quicker.
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Hey, what’s the name of that fucked up looking deep sea fish:shrimp thing that’s all white and blind and has those pointy teeth?
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Not an angler fish, smaller, no bobble. there was recent-ish ohoto set where he looked like the muppet Animal had been bleached and tortured for a thousand years.
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Nah, he’s smaller doesn’t have the bobble. The pics he looks like a terrible muppet, actually.
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Hey, what’s the name of that fucked up looking deep sea fish:shrimp thing that’s all white and blind and has those pointy teeth?
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take my bones out and whip them around like the bathroom rug, put them back in straight
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The persistent fantasy that I can strrrrretch in just the right way and I will hear a great rippling CRRRRACK and ker-CHUNK as my spine and hips and shoulders settle into perfect, pain-free order.
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Prue Leith’s fashion sense is untouchable.
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The way I GASPED at the Discworld triple miss. #Jeopardy
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Hey pals. What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

TGIF amirite