It's like they're using a magnetic poetry set with only ten words. Or Mad Libs for fascists

I have described ICE agents as doing masculinity cosplay

This happened to me last night too and I am so annoyed

Got some of these recently. Highly (no pun intended) recommend.
yonderbound.co

And there's that half-second click that tricks you into thinking you might be about to talk to someone

I once spent two hours on hold with Eversource, with reminders every 30 seconds that they had a website I could use. Surely after hour one they could switch up the recording to something less patronizing

To be fair, I do hate it when he speaks

I have been traveling/not following the news closely and at first I assumed that I had missed some sort of major story but it really does seem like the best explanation is "shit's fucked"

Next up we'll be putting housing on layaway

I'm a librarian and sometimes people will "confess" to me about liking a certain genre (often but not always romance) and I am always emphatic that there is no such thing as a "guilty pleasure" when it comes to books. Read what you like and don't apologize

According to Cube Rule of Food, pasta is a kind of nachos: cuberule.com

All to say: a book like this is DESPERATELY needed and if you'd ever be interested in collaborating with a community college librarian on lessons/activities I would be more than willing

At least once a week my instruction colleague and I look at each other and say "this is impossible." Especially since we're often working within the confines of a 70-minute one-shot class