I feel that this picture of my child belongs on a motivational poster. They saw some big kids climbing this and then kept trying for like ten minutes 😆

Took my little pumpkin trick-or-treating and it was a serious contender for best night of my life. I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW MUCH FUN THIS WAS.

I always aspired to be that bitch who just whips her boob out to breastfeed in public and today I nursed my baby while pushing a cart down the aisles in Costco, so ... I have at least achieved one (1) life goal

My 9 month old baby was so excited to be with their parents for our wedding anniversary that they decided to get up at 4:30 to make us breakfast in bed. There's just one small problem with that ...

Tried to make my family identify themselves on this survey for Christmas plans by asking "what is your middle name?" because if they don't find the question at least a little amusing they won't answer it truthfully ... and I'm still getting shenanigans in the replies

I can't believe I have to make my profile and find everybody I follow all over again. Who even has the time