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I do things badly


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I pooped
June 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Was it painful for elastagirl to give birth? @tdl.bsky.social @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
March 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
How do I befriend an opossum
February 28, 2024 at 4:35 PM
They told me it’s not “micro dosing” if I eat the whole bar.
February 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I refuse to pronounce Arkansas as “Arkansaw”.
February 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Can’t wait to look directly at the eclipse
February 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Sarcasm in teenagers should be abolished
February 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Im not allowed to each hot Cheetos because I’m “da bomb”
February 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Im not allowed near fireworks because I’m “da bomb”
February 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Im not allowed on air planes because I’m “da bomb”
February 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Who do I buggie
February 25, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I want a cat in the shape of an apple 🍎
February 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Midas put everything he touches becomes sentient.
February 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I love Water
February 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
This site meds more shit posts
February 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
They won’t accept my plasma anymore. How do I contact the devil to sell my soul?
February 23, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I’m only in episode 4 but the new #Avatar isn’t too bad.
February 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Can you still get sick from undercooked vegan “beef”
February 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Wish I could play D&D with irl friends who never cancel, get along, and are respectful of each other.
February 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Aserejé-ja-de je
De jebe tu de jebere
Seibiunouva majavi
An de bugui an de güididipi
February 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Playing Skyrim again but as a mage this time.
February 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Me: I think-
My mom: -you think !? 🫨
February 22, 2024 at 5:42 PM
OMG I just realized that NFTs are Beanie Babies for tech bros 🫢
February 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I hope I don’t read awful news that makes me depressed today 🥲
February 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by Sofi
Secret Panel HERE 👿 tapas.io/episode/2515149
February 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM