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Elder millenial 👑
Girl mom 🩷
Coffee is life ☕️
90’s aficionado 📼
I love dogs, staying up late, and breakfast for dinner.
My heart is in the mountains 🏞️ ☽◯☾
Girl mom 🩷
Coffee is life ☕️
90’s aficionado 📼
I love dogs, staying up late, and breakfast for dinner.
My heart is in the mountains 🏞️ ☽◯☾
Today was my last ever day in the office. I’m 100% virtual now. End of an era lol
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Today was my last ever day in the office. I’m 100% virtual now. End of an era lol
Listening to kiddo tell Matt he’s playing Mario wrong is SENDING me 😆😆😆
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Listening to kiddo tell Matt he’s playing Mario wrong is SENDING me 😆😆😆
We pretty much spent the whole day playing with our new toys from Christmas which is exactly how it should be 🙌🏻
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We pretty much spent the whole day playing with our new toys from Christmas which is exactly how it should be 🙌🏻
Thank god we didn’t get as much snow as they predicted because I just threw my back out shoveling what we did get… fffffuuuuuu…..
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thank god we didn’t get as much snow as they predicted because I just threw my back out shoveling what we did get… fffffuuuuuu…..
Trying Medicube skincare for the first time…a bit nervous since my skin is so sensitive and reacts to new things so often, but I’ve heard good things so…
Pink peptide serum and collagen jelly cream.
Fingers crossed!
Pink peptide serum and collagen jelly cream.
Fingers crossed!
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trying Medicube skincare for the first time…a bit nervous since my skin is so sensitive and reacts to new things so often, but I’ve heard good things so…
Pink peptide serum and collagen jelly cream.
Fingers crossed!
Pink peptide serum and collagen jelly cream.
Fingers crossed!
Santa brought us a 40” air hockey table and I think the adults love this more than kiddo 😆
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Santa brought us a 40” air hockey table and I think the adults love this more than kiddo 😆
Thank god I was able to pull off next-day hair this morning for the office because I’m lucky I even got up when that alarm went off 😵💫
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Thank god I was able to pull off next-day hair this morning for the office because I’m lucky I even got up when that alarm went off 😵💫
Hanson has an elite Christmas album.
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hanson has an elite Christmas album.
A very Happy Festivus to you all! 🗣️
a man in a red sweater is saying " i got a lot of problems with you people "
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December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A very Happy Festivus to you all! 🗣️
I hate when my laptop restarts itself overnight and closes out all my shit. 🤬
December 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I hate when my laptop restarts itself overnight and closes out all my shit. 🤬
Lemon tea for meee ☕️🍯🍋
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Lemon tea for meee ☕️🍯🍋
That was a brutal 9 hour work day. Brutal. People are dicks. It’s hard to not be a dick when everyone else is being a dick. I can’t breathe out my nose and I want to go back to bed now.
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That was a brutal 9 hour work day. Brutal. People are dicks. It’s hard to not be a dick when everyone else is being a dick. I can’t breathe out my nose and I want to go back to bed now.
I cannot be getting sick right now 😵💫
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I cannot be getting sick right now 😵💫
Cleaning the tub & shower is one of my least favorite chores. I know someone who scrubs hers down completely at least twice a week and I just ?????? Who hurt you
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Cleaning the tub & shower is one of my least favorite chores. I know someone who scrubs hers down completely at least twice a week and I just ?????? Who hurt you
Chris Tucker, huh.
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chris Tucker, huh.
I outdid myself this year. I got all the presents wrapped and hidden, and supplies cleaned up and stored, in under two hours. Including wrapping a huge table top air hockey table and assembling a scooter. #supermom
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I outdid myself this year. I got all the presents wrapped and hidden, and supplies cleaned up and stored, in under two hours. Including wrapping a huge table top air hockey table and assembling a scooter. #supermom
HOAs are so freaking stupid. Absolutely absurd. My bff’s Xmas presents couldn’t be delivered because the HOA doesn’t want parcels on people’s porches.
What the fuck do you care?!
What kind of sad sack of shit makes rules like that?
What the fuck do you care?!
What kind of sad sack of shit makes rules like that?
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
HOAs are so freaking stupid. Absolutely absurd. My bff’s Xmas presents couldn’t be delivered because the HOA doesn’t want parcels on people’s porches.
What the fuck do you care?!
What kind of sad sack of shit makes rules like that?
What the fuck do you care?!
What kind of sad sack of shit makes rules like that?
It’s raining, it’s pouring … and pouring … and pouring … and I think my basement’s flooding … 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s raining, it’s pouring … and pouring … and pouring … and I think my basement’s flooding … 🎶
Kiddo: “Did you know that if we lived in Germany and we hid a pickle in our Christmas tree, something would happen!”
Me: “… like what?”
Kiddo: “I don’t know.”
Me: “… like what?”
Kiddo: “I don’t know.”
a man in a hawaiian shirt is smiling and says `` alright then '' .
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December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Kiddo: “Did you know that if we lived in Germany and we hid a pickle in our Christmas tree, something would happen!”
Me: “… like what?”
Kiddo: “I don’t know.”
Me: “… like what?”
Kiddo: “I don’t know.”
I made this delicious gooey egg and cheese on a bagel for breakfast without thinking through the ramifications of trying to eat this while at my desk working 🙃
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I made this delicious gooey egg and cheese on a bagel for breakfast without thinking through the ramifications of trying to eat this while at my desk working 🙃
A coworker did not have my back on something last week and basically threw me under the bus. Now I’m logging in to a message from her wanting to know if we’re good and not wanting work to affect our friendship. I don’t even know how to answer this. I wish I could have called out today.
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A coworker did not have my back on something last week and basically threw me under the bus. Now I’m logging in to a message from her wanting to know if we’re good and not wanting work to affect our friendship. I don’t even know how to answer this. I wish I could have called out today.
Holy fucking shit. This Rob Reiner news 🤯
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Holy fucking shit. This Rob Reiner news 🤯
Kiddo is playing a lot of Mario lately and we’re struggling to not laugh when she’s all stressed out about a hard board 🤣 Not even laughing AT her really, just amused at watching this rite of passage play out because we’ve alllllll been there.
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kiddo is playing a lot of Mario lately and we’re struggling to not laugh when she’s all stressed out about a hard board 🤣 Not even laughing AT her really, just amused at watching this rite of passage play out because we’ve alllllll been there.
Hot cocoa is healing.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hot cocoa is healing.