SarcastCity
@sarcastcity.bsky.social
Sarcast | SC. Arcane enthusiast. In my goblin era. she/her. Late-twenties. SarcastCity on AO3. 🔞
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned:
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived.
It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived.
It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned:
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived.
It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived.
It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here!
Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter.
🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter.
🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here!
Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter.
🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter.
🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese.
Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂
(I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂
(I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
![StrawPage query screenshot reading, "First, I want to say that your fics always brighten my days (even just thinking about them). Second, in the Chef AU, what is Vi's favorite food? [green heart emoji] -[turtle emoji]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7xmu2xntl7s7xew3smad7cc3/bafkreiekkaewned2u4kjdtytsrqgh46kbozeusak4yt4r77idmagep7nwa@jpeg)
August 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese.
Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂
(I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂
(I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!
I am not Australian, no!
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed
🔫❤️🌈🥊
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed
🔫❤️🌈🥊
August 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I am not Australian, no!
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed
🔫❤️🌈🥊
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed
🔫❤️🌈🥊
Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku...
(I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
(I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku...
(I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
(I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions!
(First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
(First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions!
(First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
(First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut.
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
August 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut.
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here!
There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️
(Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!)
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️
(Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!)
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
July 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here!
There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️
(Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!)
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️
(Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!)
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older)
Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older)
Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Yes. Yes they will.
Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yes. Yes they will.
Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)!
sarcastcity.straw.page
P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
sarcastcity.straw.page
P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
June 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)!
sarcastcity.straw.page
P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
sarcastcity.straw.page
P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
The return of the MMA AU comes to you a day earlier than usual because everyone I know is having a long and/or shitty week.
Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
June 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The return of the MMA AU comes to you a day earlier than usual because everyone I know is having a long and/or shitty week.
Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
Happy Pride Month!
Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
June 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy Pride Month!
Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈
archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
It's a double update Tuesday!
"Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery"
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
"Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery"
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
May 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It's a double update Tuesday!
"Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery"
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
"Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery"
archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
May 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
May 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Surprise! It's a two-update week:
The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated!
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
(No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)
The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated!
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
(No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)
April 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Surprise! It's a two-update week:
The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated!
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
(No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)
The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated!
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
(No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)
You get a new chapter a day early!
Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty!
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️
Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty!
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You get a new chapter a day early!
Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty!
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️
Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty!
archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️
The Inspired-by-The-Notebook AU has updated!
(Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11)
Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
(Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11)
Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Inspired-by-The-Notebook AU has updated!
(Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11)
Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
(Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11)
Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...
Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
If you've been wondering about when the Emergency Services Lesbians will return, wonder no longer!
archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
"Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip).
Hope you enjoy!
🧑🚒🌈👮♀️
archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
"Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip).
Hope you enjoy!
🧑🚒🌈👮♀️
March 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you've been wondering about when the Emergency Services Lesbians will return, wonder no longer!
archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
"Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip).
Hope you enjoy!
🧑🚒🌈👮♀️
archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
"Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip).
Hope you enjoy!
🧑🚒🌈👮♀️