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Sarcast | SC. Arcane enthusiast. In my goblin era. she/her. Late-twenties. SarcastCity on AO3. 🔞
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November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned:

archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived.

It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Happy Sarcast Update Day!

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October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mind the rating and the tags ❤️

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September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here!

Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter.

🌈

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August 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese.

Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂

(I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)
August 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I am not Australian, no!

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed
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August 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku...

(I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions!

(First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut.

archiveofourown.org/works/573414...
August 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here!

There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️

(Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!)

archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
July 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older)

Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yes. Yes they will.

Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
June 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)!

sarcastcity.straw.page

P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️
June 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The return of the MMA AU comes to you a day earlier than usual because everyone I know is having a long and/or shitty week.

Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/428055...
June 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Happy Pride Month!

Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈

archiveofourown.org/works/409962...
June 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It's a double update Tuesday!

"Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery"

archiveofourown.org/works/584376...
May 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Rest & Recovery chapter 2 is here!

archiveofourown.org/works/637401...
May 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Chef AU update!

"Taking A Whisk" chapter 2:

archiveofourown.org/works/627760...
May 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Surprise! It's a two-update week:

The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated!

Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...

Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...

(No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)
April 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You get a new chapter a day early!

Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty!

archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The Inspired-by-The-Notebook AU has updated!

(Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11)

Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606...

Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you've been wondering about when the Emergency Services Lesbians will return, wonder no longer!

archiveofourown.org/works/637401...

"Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip).

Hope you enjoy!

🧑‍🚒🌈👮‍♀️
March 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM