@sarcasticlee.bsky.social
Then get “invaded Russia in winter”-ed when you realize your guys are all from the south and can’t handle a chill.
January 25, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Then get “invaded Russia in winter”-ed when you realize your guys are all from the south and can’t handle a chill.
This just in, raised hands and submission are now “violence.” Anyone seen to be cowering or trying to block blows to the head will now be seen as the aggressors in any fight.
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 AM
This just in, raised hands and submission are now “violence.” Anyone seen to be cowering or trying to block blows to the head will now be seen as the aggressors in any fight.
No, she does get boomer interviews. And no, I will never become a boomer. 70s, maybe with a loooot of luck. But not a boomer.
She is referencing the cultural norms of their childhood, not making it an age thing.
She is referencing the cultural norms of their childhood, not making it an age thing.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 AM
No, she does get boomer interviews. And no, I will never become a boomer. 70s, maybe with a loooot of luck. But not a boomer.
She is referencing the cultural norms of their childhood, not making it an age thing.
She is referencing the cultural norms of their childhood, not making it an age thing.
Saying they helped build infrastructure is possible but different than them doing the thing. By a mile.
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Saying they helped build infrastructure is possible but different than them doing the thing. By a mile.
Why TF would people with ONLY jurisdiction over domestic immigration issues go overseas? They’re not trained cops. They’re not even trained security guards. They have 0 right to do anything outside the US.
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Why TF would people with ONLY jurisdiction over domestic immigration issues go overseas? They’re not trained cops. They’re not even trained security guards. They have 0 right to do anything outside the US.
But legally and not with marauding gangs of rights-denying thugs. So slightly different.
January 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
But legally and not with marauding gangs of rights-denying thugs. So slightly different.
7 agents, 4 on top if him. He was on the ground on his front, and they’re gonna claim they couldn’t cuff him?
Cowards, every one of them.
Cowards, every one of them.
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
7 agents, 4 on top if him. He was on the ground on his front, and they’re gonna claim they couldn’t cuff him?
Cowards, every one of them.
Cowards, every one of them.
Is there a Nobel prize for blackmail?
“Give it to me or we invade!”
“Give it to me or we invade!”
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Is there a Nobel prize for blackmail?
“Give it to me or we invade!”
“Give it to me or we invade!”
We don’t want Greenland, we want healthcare subsidies.
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
We don’t want Greenland, we want healthcare subsidies.
Why is it every week I google something sure it must be fake, and every time it’s real? My brain cannot keep up with how fast standards of conduct are falling.
January 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Why is it every week I google something sure it must be fake, and every time it’s real? My brain cannot keep up with how fast standards of conduct are falling.
We mock only cuz it’s how people in my region show affection. If we could send you 50 pallets of de-icer we would. And many many foodstuffs. Which we would (incorrectly, I hear) call casseroles.
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We mock only cuz it’s how people in my region show affection. If we could send you 50 pallets of de-icer we would. And many many foodstuffs. Which we would (incorrectly, I hear) call casseroles.
You can tell at 50 yards some of these guys have extra emergency tools, just in case their neighbors ever need to borrow some. Just snow shovels and saws in waiting.
At 30 yards, you begin to suspect their gutters are clear and they have a favorite brand of de-icer.
At 30 yards, you begin to suspect their gutters are clear and they have a favorite brand of de-icer.
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You can tell at 50 yards some of these guys have extra emergency tools, just in case their neighbors ever need to borrow some. Just snow shovels and saws in waiting.
At 30 yards, you begin to suspect their gutters are clear and they have a favorite brand of de-icer.
At 30 yards, you begin to suspect their gutters are clear and they have a favorite brand of de-icer.
Nah, I want 1 year where all their science grants have to involve cocaine.
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Nah, I want 1 year where all their science grants have to involve cocaine.
Congo or Equador likely, if they are deported. More likely if this gets a lot of attention, they’ll be released having “only” suffered detention in the camps.
January 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Congo or Equador likely, if they are deported. More likely if this gets a lot of attention, they’ll be released having “only” suffered detention in the camps.
Cash for phone vending machine. So would need a warrant to figure out who sold it exactly (and got the cash) depending on if they can convince the company it was stolen property.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Cash for phone vending machine. So would need a warrant to figure out who sold it exactly (and got the cash) depending on if they can convince the company it was stolen property.
“This research ravioli was a business expense.” -the taxes that would be thrown right back at me
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 AM
“This research ravioli was a business expense.” -the taxes that would be thrown right back at me
We can decide between tacos and pizza once we get out of the shit sandwich factory.
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
We can decide between tacos and pizza once we get out of the shit sandwich factory.