SarcasticMike
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SarcasticMike
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Tremendous Slouch
As long as he gave you the triple pour...
a man with a beard is drinking from a plastic cup .
ALT: a man with a beard is drinking from a plastic cup .
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December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ahh...the Harry Truman special.

Legend states that Truman’s cocktail of choice was an Old Fashioned — but, humorously, sans bitters, sugar, citrus, or a maraschino cherry.
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I mean, Chicagoans do have some experience here.
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Should have known a Cuban QB from Miami wouldn't like an Indiana winter. Like...I should have put money on it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm thinking logic and rules don't apply to BIG Ten Officiating. We HAVE found the problem, and that was my point.
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The clock protection was secondary. The real issue was Big Ten Officiating crew protection.

After different, conflicting opinions from different crew members or the two previous plays, you build in another play so no matter what the BIG cant BIG.
September 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This. But the clock protection was secondary. The real issue was Big Ten Officiating crew protection.

So you build in another play so no matter what the BIG cant BIG.
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Coach Cig sending a message to inconsistent Big Ten officials.
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by SarcasticMike
In the upside down, treason gets you a white house invitation, sex trafficking gets you a reduced sentence, getting killed while rioting gets you full honors, and stirring up bigotry gets you a state funeral.

Seriously, this entire timeline can ingest a satchel of richards.
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That's the thing, the ongoing adventures across the galaxy to hunt down the space nazis provides the backdrop to say so much. You could look at how different peoples are rebuilding or suffering now...or why some people deny their past while others make amends. Possibility for great introspection.
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
To be fair, I saved that for my own personal reminder, learning, and growth.

Assisting in the hoisting this morning was just a side benefit.
August 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ahem.
August 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
But you can't stay upright if you consume 3 barrels worth. Not with three you can't.
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
See...I knew something was itching the back of my brain.
July 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Are we sure WGN didn't do a Ryno highlight montage to that once?
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM