I lived

Ain't got no Planters peanuts though

It's not impossible for a thousand clams to jump you when you go to central park

Twitter is about to he removed from the Google play and Apple App Stores because Elon just had to removed the block button.

That moron has just killed even more of his platform.

Packing pokemon cards into bricks then throwing them at schools.

Child endangerment or kind charity, I don't care.

Imagine - The Boston Tea Party but with Cornona instead

37 fish charged with domestic violence in the pursuit of more shitty alcohol

You've been given a holy task by the leprechauns, you must obey.

You wouldn't last one second in the streets I grew up on

Thank you Bluesky