SardonicCanuck
@sardoniccanuck.bsky.social
Business analyst and sarcastic smartass
About to be a trajillion dollar company any week now…makes sense to leave
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
About to be a trajillion dollar company any week now…makes sense to leave
Average Joe misrepresents their taxes by a smidge they face prison, this fucker does whatever he wants and gets a ‘thank you’ tax cut
If only someone was Elected to do something about this issue…oh wait!
If only someone was Elected to do something about this issue…oh wait!
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Average Joe misrepresents their taxes by a smidge they face prison, this fucker does whatever he wants and gets a ‘thank you’ tax cut
If only someone was Elected to do something about this issue…oh wait!
If only someone was Elected to do something about this issue…oh wait!
…BUT MY MAGIC BEANS!!!
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
…BUT MY MAGIC BEANS!!!
The fact every single non American can predict the exact political response to this execution speaks volumes about your goofy ass country
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The fact every single non American can predict the exact political response to this execution speaks volumes about your goofy ass country
If you’re going to pull a miracle out of your ass, at least stand up first
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
If you’re going to pull a miracle out of your ass, at least stand up first
Friggin demons
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a mustache says it 's coming right for us
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Friggin demons
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
Leader of the opposition writes a stern letter to management
That’ll show em!
That’ll show em!
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Leader of the opposition writes a stern letter to management
That’ll show em!
That’ll show em!
Fucking legend
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fucking legend
All of these gagillion dollar consolidation mergers for legacy content meanwhile my goofy ass only watches YouTube amateur content makers😏
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
All of these gagillion dollar consolidation mergers for legacy content meanwhile my goofy ass only watches YouTube amateur content makers😏
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
I cancelled my satellite service years ago (saving over $100/m)
After the hilariously botched robotaxi launch the only fake product they can really push is their incel robo-masterbator
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
After the hilariously botched robotaxi launch the only fake product they can really push is their incel robo-masterbator
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Meanwhile teslas now have mechahitler AI to guide them 😝
Few people make me laugh more than you 😂
July 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Few people make me laugh more than you 😂
Bawdy doodler is going to be the name of my next Skyrim character
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bawdy doodler is going to be the name of my next Skyrim character
Hey bill,
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
July 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hey bill,
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath
Go cry on national television whilst flogging your investments you absolute psychopath