Justin 🇨🇦
@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
Wait. I may have that backward. You have to stand outside a thrift store and throw peas at people. Goodwill on earth and peas to men.
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wait. I may have that backward. You have to stand outside a thrift store and throw peas at people. Goodwill on earth and peas to men.
You’re supposed to scatter them outside. Next to a thrift store. Peas on earth And goodwill to men.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You’re supposed to scatter them outside. Next to a thrift store. Peas on earth And goodwill to men.
This is a question a lot of people need to be asking.
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is a question a lot of people need to be asking.
You have to do accordion hands when you say that. Then this weird flossing your ears dance.
Then his bass will follow you.
Then his bass will follow you.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You have to do accordion hands when you say that. Then this weird flossing your ears dance.
Then his bass will follow you.
Then his bass will follow you.
It makes them feel represented
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It makes them feel represented
Look, things are strained between Canada and the US right now, but we’re still mostly friends.
We can punch a few for you.
We can punch a few for you.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Look, things are strained between Canada and the US right now, but we’re still mostly friends.
We can punch a few for you.
We can punch a few for you.
On Friday, every judge in the US can get up and say “you rise not for the judge, but for the position”. And everyone: baliff, defendant, victim, Will know exactly what the position is worth.
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
On Friday, every judge in the US can get up and say “you rise not for the judge, but for the position”. And everyone: baliff, defendant, victim, Will know exactly what the position is worth.
Well, yes. But also because he’s a dumb as a box of dead flies
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Well, yes. But also because he’s a dumb as a box of dead flies
No. He probably isn’t. His vile base runs on a stupidness and hatred decent people can’t understand.
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
No. He probably isn’t. His vile base runs on a stupidness and hatred decent people can’t understand.
As our stories (I’m a crypto Jungian, which is totally a thing) became increasingly authoritarian, so did society. Or the other way around.
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
As our stories (I’m a crypto Jungian, which is totally a thing) became increasingly authoritarian, so did society. Or the other way around.
Even the remake of PB focused on…sponsorships and influencers.
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Even the remake of PB focused on…sponsorships and influencers.
Forgive my incoherence. Over the course of 35 years, we go from cheering (kind of) for the “the rules of this game suck. Lets not play it” of PB to hoping the billionaires of Batman or Iron Man win. (Setting aside the obvious segues of Heat, The Watchmen, and Serenity)
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Forgive my incoherence. Over the course of 35 years, we go from cheering (kind of) for the “the rules of this game suck. Lets not play it” of PB to hoping the billionaires of Batman or Iron Man win. (Setting aside the obvious segues of Heat, The Watchmen, and Serenity)
I’ve got this long spiel about why Point Break was the last time we cheered for underdogs before we started watching movies about billionaires, but I’m too tired. Enjoy it. Great movie.
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve got this long spiel about why Point Break was the last time we cheered for underdogs before we started watching movies about billionaires, but I’m too tired. Enjoy it. Great movie.
I’ve suspected, since I moved from the place where anything under 15C was considered a crime to this god foresaken frozen wasteland, that environment Canada lies to keep ppl optimistic.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’ve suspected, since I moved from the place where anything under 15C was considered a crime to this god foresaken frozen wasteland, that environment Canada lies to keep ppl optimistic.
It’s kind of a dramatic town.
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s kind of a dramatic town.
Billy Bob Thorten: that’s how it is with you, isn’t it? First one’s free?
Andy Garcia (being more Andy Garcia than he has since The Untouchables). “THE FIRST ONE ISNT FREE. ITS AN ADVANCE”
(Sorry. I have a thing about books)
Andy Garcia (being more Andy Garcia than he has since The Untouchables). “THE FIRST ONE ISNT FREE. ITS AN ADVANCE”
(Sorry. I have a thing about books)
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Billy Bob Thorten: that’s how it is with you, isn’t it? First one’s free?
Andy Garcia (being more Andy Garcia than he has since The Untouchables). “THE FIRST ONE ISNT FREE. ITS AN ADVANCE”
(Sorry. I have a thing about books)
Andy Garcia (being more Andy Garcia than he has since The Untouchables). “THE FIRST ONE ISNT FREE. ITS AN ADVANCE”
(Sorry. I have a thing about books)
Then, sadly, it’s a suggestion (n.b. we agree on this)
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Then, sadly, it’s a suggestion (n.b. we agree on this)
Who goes to jail for contempt if they don’t?
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who goes to jail for contempt if they don’t?
Oh god that looks amazing. I have to make cornbread for my British Canadian partner, but she keeps using the bacon fat
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh god that looks amazing. I have to make cornbread for my British Canadian partner, but she keeps using the bacon fat
Pretty sure we use beet juice.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pretty sure we use beet juice.
Yeah, between the great food, comparatively low rents, friendly people, and beautiful women it’s pretty much a death sentence.
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yeah, between the great food, comparatively low rents, friendly people, and beautiful women it’s pretty much a death sentence.
My therapist recommended I avoid Truth Social. My parole officer concurred.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My therapist recommended I avoid Truth Social. My parole officer concurred.