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I’m going to beat the shit out of whoever wrote this.
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’m going to beat the shit out of whoever wrote this.
< — she did the thing and now has no idea what to do or say
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
< — she did the thing and now has no idea what to do or say
Invasive body augmentations.
It’s some crazy shit.
It’s some crazy shit.
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Invasive body augmentations.
It’s some crazy shit.
It’s some crazy shit.
😒
Kinky. . .
How about you bite me.
Ever considered that?
Ever considered that?
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
😒
It varies a little between generations.
But yeah. We’re all pretty huge.
But yeah. We’re all pretty huge.
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
It varies a little between generations.
But yeah. We’re all pretty huge.
But yeah. We’re all pretty huge.
#Queekisms
Oh! I see how it is, Sage!
Daisy talking random shit about man-buns is just a DISTRACTION to you!
😭😭
Oh! I see how it is, Sage!
Daisy talking random shit about man-buns is just a DISTRACTION to you!
😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
#Queekisms
Oh! I see how it is, Sage!
Daisy talking random shit about man-buns is just a DISTRACTION to you!
😭😭
Oh! I see how it is, Sage!
Daisy talking random shit about man-buns is just a DISTRACTION to you!
😭😭
He can side-eye all he wants.
She’ll stand by her comments.
Besides, the man she was taking shots at almost definitely deserves it.
She’ll stand by her comments.
Besides, the man she was taking shots at almost definitely deserves it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
He can side-eye all he wants.
She’ll stand by her comments.
Besides, the man she was taking shots at almost definitely deserves it.
She’ll stand by her comments.
Besides, the man she was taking shots at almost definitely deserves it.
How about you bite me.
Ever considered that?
Ever considered that?
Maybe I'm crazy, but it sounds exactly like you are bitching about how fucked up your life is.
Are you secretly in league with the construction companies too, perhaps?
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Are you secretly in league with the construction companies too, perhaps?
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
(Her patience is snapping.)
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
How about you bite me.
Ever considered that?
Ever considered that?
This is why she shouldn’t get emotional.
Sigh.
Sigh.
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
This is why she shouldn’t get emotional.
Sigh.
Sigh.
(Her patience is snapping.)
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
I travel around the universe solving problems (aka going from Earth to an alien bar).
You don't see me saying it's too hard to arrest people just because they are trying to murder me.
You don't see me saying it's too hard to arrest people just because they are trying to murder me.
So why the hell are you talking?
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
(Her patience is snapping.)
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
I feel like you maybe missed the part where law enforcement isn’t my job.
I was trained from the age of six to kill.
I am a soldier. A soldier whose body was torn apart and rebuilt for the sole purpose of making me better at killing.
If you’ve got such a -
I feel like that argument gets nullified considering we’re all government sanctioned sociopaths.
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I feel like that argument gets nullified considering we’re all government sanctioned sociopaths.
“Huh.”
That was a hard no.
She just needed to frame it a little better.
“What about a drink instead?”
That was a hard no.
She just needed to frame it a little better.
“What about a drink instead?”
"I want to play with danger putty."
Blink.
Something about the concussive aspect of explosions soothed her brain.
...that'd explain alot.
Blink.
Something about the concussive aspect of explosions soothed her brain.
...that'd explain alot.
Tilts her head.
“You wanna go shoot something?”
“You wanna go shoot something?”
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“Huh.”
That was a hard no.
She just needed to frame it a little better.
“What about a drink instead?”
That was a hard no.
She just needed to frame it a little better.
“What about a drink instead?”
The only thing professional about superheroes is the quality of their cosplays.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The only thing professional about superheroes is the quality of their cosplays.
So why the hell are you talking?
If you can't do a job well, you may as well leave it to the pros.
(Rolls her eyes.)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So why the hell are you talking?
She’s not hard to get along with.
So long as you make no effort to understand how she actually thinks or what she actually feels: You’re cool.
So long as you make no effort to understand how she actually thinks or what she actually feels: You’re cool.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
She’s not hard to get along with.
So long as you make no effort to understand how she actually thinks or what she actually feels: You’re cool.
So long as you make no effort to understand how she actually thinks or what she actually feels: You’re cool.
(Rolls her eyes.)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
←— Can't help but smirk like an asshole.
Vengeful gods… Interplanetary invaders… It's like what you really need is a superhero!
Vengeful gods… Interplanetary invaders… It's like what you really need is a superhero!
Not when said people often turn out to be vengeful gods or interplanetary invaders.
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
(Rolls her eyes.)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
I’d rather re-live my childhood.
(Read: go through hell first)
Penny dropped so late we actually moved-on from coinage.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Penny dropped so late we actually moved-on from coinage.
And people wonder why I hate them.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
And people wonder why I hate them.
“Alright. Good. Uh. What’s your name?”
She sniffles as she wipes away tears.
“O… okay…”
“O… okay…”
< — sees and fights actual monsters for a living. She can see the difference between a real monster and a child.
“Well. Uh. (Fuck). Why don’t we get you cleaned up and we can…”
She’s lost for words.
“…talk about it…?”
Not that she wants to.
“Well. Uh. (Fuck). Why don’t we get you cleaned up and we can…”
She’s lost for words.
“…talk about it…?”
Not that she wants to.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“Alright. Good. Uh. What’s your name?”
That does not help your case.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
That does not help your case.
Tilts her head.
“You wanna go shoot something?”
“You wanna go shoot something?”
Staring. Or... Glaring, in her case.
*appears*
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Tilts her head.
“You wanna go shoot something?”
“You wanna go shoot something?”
Hold the absolute fuck up.
I get greeted with an interrogation into my entire psyche because I made one slightly quirky comment.
AND SHE GOT CANDY!?
I get greeted with an interrogation into my entire psyche because I made one slightly quirky comment.
AND SHE GOT CANDY!?
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Hold the absolute fuck up.
I get greeted with an interrogation into my entire psyche because I made one slightly quirky comment.
AND SHE GOT CANDY!?
I get greeted with an interrogation into my entire psyche because I made one slightly quirky comment.
AND SHE GOT CANDY!?