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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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I dunno. Some of us are more easily called out by everybody than others.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I dunno. Some of us are more easily called out by everybody than others.
I wasn’t willing to do something I’d regret. Does that count?
Sounds about right.
did you give in and work for them
did you give in and work for them
They chased me with whole ass star ships and helicopters.
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I wasn’t willing to do something I’d regret. Does that count?
My biggest mistake when I got home was not taking the shot.
Because that Halsey bitch was just chilling in a chopper right above me and I had a fully loaded pistol in my hand.
I could’ve made that shot.
Because that Halsey bitch was just chilling in a chopper right above me and I had a fully loaded pistol in my hand.
I could’ve made that shot.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
My biggest mistake when I got home was not taking the shot.
Because that Halsey bitch was just chilling in a chopper right above me and I had a fully loaded pistol in my hand.
I could’ve made that shot.
Because that Halsey bitch was just chilling in a chopper right above me and I had a fully loaded pistol in my hand.
I could’ve made that shot.
They chased me with whole ass star ships and helicopters.
Speaking from experience, toadegree, - it does
Speaking from experience:
That doesn’t work with this.
That doesn’t work with this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They chased me with whole ass star ships and helicopters.
Speaking from experience:
That doesn’t work with this.
That doesn’t work with this.
Hard pass
Yeah. Don’t smoke, kids.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Speaking from experience:
That doesn’t work with this.
That doesn’t work with this.
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Yeah. Don’t smoke, kids.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Yeah. Don’t smoke, kids.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
Get abducted by the state and turned into a super-soldier instead.
No please don’t I value your friendship so much no please don’t
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
No please don’t I value your friendship so much no please don’t
Okay. If she’s gone, who’re we calling out next?
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Okay. If she’s gone, who’re we calling out next?
Again, I have to ask.
When do you /ever/ think straight?
When do you /ever/ think straight?
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Again, I have to ask.
When do you /ever/ think straight?
When do you /ever/ think straight?
What do you mean she’s /like/ a banshee?
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
What do you mean she’s /like/ a banshee?
Who the fuck keeps a flirting dossier?
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Who the fuck keeps a flirting dossier?
No, you’re right.
You also drink.
You also drink.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
No, you’re right.
You also drink.
You also drink.
#Queekisms
Yesterday the timeline came together to call out Janet. Today it’s coming together to call out Silvia.
It’s very nice to have some core issues we can all rally behind.
Yesterday the timeline came together to call out Janet. Today it’s coming together to call out Silvia.
It’s very nice to have some core issues we can all rally behind.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
#Queekisms
Yesterday the timeline came together to call out Janet. Today it’s coming together to call out Silvia.
It’s very nice to have some core issues we can all rally behind.
Yesterday the timeline came together to call out Janet. Today it’s coming together to call out Silvia.
It’s very nice to have some core issues we can all rally behind.
BITCH, PLEASE.
IT IS ALL YOU /EVER/ DO.
IT IS ALL YOU /EVER/ DO.
NO THE FUCK I WASN'T.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
BITCH, PLEASE.
IT IS ALL YOU /EVER/ DO.
IT IS ALL YOU /EVER/ DO.
Silvia WAS flirting with the Forerunner though. But that’s nothing new.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Silvia WAS flirting with the Forerunner though. But that’s nothing new.
Pretty sure we left ‘bird’ as a term for women back in smokey 1970s bars.
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Pretty sure we left ‘bird’ as a term for women back in smokey 1970s bars.