Jay
@sarkybartfast.bsky.social
Nerd, Lock Picker, Sarcast, Pedant, Bad ass M.C
Someone saw a saloon door on an old western and said "yeah that'll do"
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Someone saw a saloon door on an old western and said "yeah that'll do"
They're both seeing other women and have convinced you they're a bit brokeback mountain
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
They're both seeing other women and have convinced you they're a bit brokeback mountain
And if she doesn't like it she can go f**k herself!
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
And if she doesn't like it she can go f**k herself!
Like she's failing a captcha in real life
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Like she's failing a captcha in real life
Technically they're writing to each other aren't they?
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Technically they're writing to each other aren't they?
Again I say
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question of banning it, why is there a debate just because it's toffs on horses with hounds?
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question of banning it, why is there a debate just because it's toffs on horses with hounds?
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Again I say
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question of banning it, why is there a debate just because it's toffs on horses with hounds?
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question of banning it, why is there a debate just because it's toffs on horses with hounds?
Half horse...
a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket with the word wicked on it
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket with the word wicked on it
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Half horse...
Yeah, there are much stronger words she could've used.
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yeah, there are much stronger words she could've used.
I just thought she was into arseholes.
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just thought she was into arseholes.
That's actually really cool.
You didn't need to say 70's it kinda does that itself.
You didn't need to say 70's it kinda does that itself.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That's actually really cool.
You didn't need to say 70's it kinda does that itself.
You didn't need to say 70's it kinda does that itself.
The casio royale is cool (and still very affordable) the G-Shock 2100 is a bit pricier but you can get it in almost any colour so there's bound to be one you can see.
I like the ones that look like they're in a comic.
I like the ones that look like they're in a comic.
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The casio royale is cool (and still very affordable) the G-Shock 2100 is a bit pricier but you can get it in almost any colour so there's bound to be one you can see.
I like the ones that look like they're in a comic.
I like the ones that look like they're in a comic.
If you just want to know the time a sub £20 Casio F91W is all the watch you'll ever need
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you just want to know the time a sub £20 Casio F91W is all the watch you'll ever need
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question, why is it a debate just because it's toffs on horses with beagles?
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If it was chavs on dirt bikes chasing foxes across the countryside with a pack of staffies there would be no question, why is it a debate just because it's toffs on horses with beagles?
Just don't deliver them any post until January
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just don't deliver them any post until January
Not only is it definitely a film it's also one of the best Christmas films. His wife is even called Holly!
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Not only is it definitely a film it's also one of the best Christmas films. His wife is even called Holly!
Trumps Biography or as the rest of the world knows it, The Epstein Files.
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Trumps Biography or as the rest of the world knows it, The Epstein Files.
Back when I started driving I did one bulb in my vauxhall nova in about 2 minutes (5 if you count buying the bulb from the petrol station as well) in the dark, with a torch between my teeth and needing no tools.
Now you've either got to dismantle the front end or be a proctologist.
Now you've either got to dismantle the front end or be a proctologist.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Back when I started driving I did one bulb in my vauxhall nova in about 2 minutes (5 if you count buying the bulb from the petrol station as well) in the dark, with a torch between my teeth and needing no tools.
Now you've either got to dismantle the front end or be a proctologist.
Now you've either got to dismantle the front end or be a proctologist.
Snackcident when you eat more sweets/biscuits than you intended
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Snackcident when you eat more sweets/biscuits than you intended
