Sarmalarma
@sarmalarma.bsky.social
30 years old, I like plants, cooking, streaming on twitch and yapping. Poland.
Smoked fish doesn't go bad. I know it in my heart.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Smoked fish doesn't go bad. I know it in my heart.
Turns out writing is not that easy when the last time you picked up a book was 2 years ago. Who could've thunk.
February 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Turns out writing is not that easy when the last time you picked up a book was 2 years ago. Who could've thunk.
No more AI generated images. Bring back poorly photoshopped hot garbo
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
No more AI generated images. Bring back poorly photoshopped hot garbo
Confessed to my partner that I find labubus kind of cute. Still don't want one though, I just like their freaky little faces.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Confessed to my partner that I find labubus kind of cute. Still don't want one though, I just like their freaky little faces.
First thing of the year: stuck my hand down the toilet as it was clogged and there was no plunger #happynewyear
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
First thing of the year: stuck my hand down the toilet as it was clogged and there was no plunger #happynewyear
Balsamic vinegar doesn't have any calories actually.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Balsamic vinegar doesn't have any calories actually.
IKEA to me is a restaurant. The walking around looking at furniture part is just for digestion.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
IKEA to me is a restaurant. The walking around looking at furniture part is just for digestion.
Don't show me AI generated shit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Don't show me AI generated shit.
Applied box dye very sloppily and not only did the coverage turn out perfect, I also now have beautiful, subtle highlights. We continue to fail upwards.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Applied box dye very sloppily and not only did the coverage turn out perfect, I also now have beautiful, subtle highlights. We continue to fail upwards.
Drinking gently expired milk.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Drinking gently expired milk.
Last night was wild. Got prosecco drunk, did a load of laundry and fell asleep on the beanbag. Absolute scenes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Last night was wild. Got prosecco drunk, did a load of laundry and fell asleep on the beanbag. Absolute scenes.
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If any of you motherfuckers come out with your stupid fireworks tonight and scare my cat I'm going to find out where you live and scream in the corner of your bedroom every night for about a month #bonfirenight
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If any of you motherfuckers come out with your stupid fireworks tonight and scare my cat I'm going to find out where you live and scream in the corner of your bedroom every night for about a month #bonfirenight
Top 5 things to do in #Kent
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Top 5 things to do in #Kent
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
5. Explore beautiful nature, beaches and parks.
4. Marvel at stunning Victorian architecture.
3. Visit Kent's many museums and galleries.
2. Taste Kent's diverse and high quality food and beverage scene.
1. Develop eczema.
Hearing American accents out in the wild is weird. Get back into the TV.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hearing American accents out in the wild is weird. Get back into the TV.
Get off TikTok. Unless you can make money there.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Get off TikTok. Unless you can make money there.
Why do I always look at least a little bit crusty? What's that about?
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Why do I always look at least a little bit crusty? What's that about?
I think, as a society, we really don't brulee enough things.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I think, as a society, we really don't brulee enough things.
Once got bullied out of a discord server for using proper grammar and punctuation. It was annoying at the time, but it's pretty funny in hindsight.
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Once got bullied out of a discord server for using proper grammar and punctuation. It was annoying at the time, but it's pretty funny in hindsight.
Do twitch graphic design bots count towards your engagement when they come to your stream or not? Like I'm sick of them but if that drives engagement up sure whatever
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Do twitch graphic design bots count towards your engagement when they come to your stream or not? Like I'm sick of them but if that drives engagement up sure whatever
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
#twitch #streamer #twitchstreamer #imnotbuyingyourstuff
Dual wielding whippets.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dual wielding whippets.
