@sarmer.bsky.social
new fall of civilizations podcast just dropped can i get a hell yeah
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
new fall of civilizations podcast just dropped can i get a hell yeah
started a “30 days to your splits” program today and i am extremely skeptical
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
started a “30 days to your splits” program today and i am extremely skeptical
it is funny how it feels like one day it’s Halloween and then you blink and suddenly your calendar for the rest of the year is full
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it is funny how it feels like one day it’s Halloween and then you blink and suddenly your calendar for the rest of the year is full
we haven’t had a tv in the bedroom the entire time we’ve been together but being on the east coast for football season is making me think we need one. these games are on too late and i need to be in bed but i would also like to keep watching
September 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
we haven’t had a tv in the bedroom the entire time we’ve been together but being on the east coast for football season is making me think we need one. these games are on too late and i need to be in bed but i would also like to keep watching
two turnovers in the first five minutes? we are so back
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
two turnovers in the first five minutes? we are so back
i don’t even care who is playing i am so excited to watch college football today. even the countdown show is getting me worked up
August 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i don’t even care who is playing i am so excited to watch college football today. even the countdown show is getting me worked up
making plans to go to the brimfield flea market. i am ready for my first fall as a New England resident
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
making plans to go to the brimfield flea market. i am ready for my first fall as a New England resident
when I feel like really depressing myself i look at the kind of houses we could afford in Omaha vs what we can get here
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
when I feel like really depressing myself i look at the kind of houses we could afford in Omaha vs what we can get here
took the dog to the groomer for the second time since moving here and the place has inexplicably opened a dirty soda shop inside? like there is now a counter for dog check-in and also a counter to order drinks???
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
took the dog to the groomer for the second time since moving here and the place has inexplicably opened a dirty soda shop inside? like there is now a counter for dog check-in and also a counter to order drinks???
has trying to find a good hair stylist always been a nightmare??? i am trying to find someone who isn’t a right wing weirdo but also works hours that fit my schedule and it is making me want to scream
August 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
has trying to find a good hair stylist always been a nightmare??? i am trying to find someone who isn’t a right wing weirdo but also works hours that fit my schedule and it is making me want to scream
having a dog is crazy because now i’m microwaving dog food and water at 1030 bc i saw a Reddit comment that said it might make your dog eat if they haven’t been. and guess what. it worked
July 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
having a dog is crazy because now i’m microwaving dog food and water at 1030 bc i saw a Reddit comment that said it might make your dog eat if they haven’t been. and guess what. it worked
maybe naive on my part but i was not prepared for the fact that interviewing builders would mean a lot of middle aged men asking me if i had or am going to have children. they need to understand what we need in a house so i get it but it still feels weird!
June 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
maybe naive on my part but i was not prepared for the fact that interviewing builders would mean a lot of middle aged men asking me if i had or am going to have children. they need to understand what we need in a house so i get it but it still feels weird!
is the problem with the right wing really that they like drugs and sex? i thought it was the fascism
June 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
is the problem with the right wing really that they like drugs and sex? i thought it was the fascism
sometimes you’re looking at a bottom tier influencer wondering where all that money came from and it turns out the answer is very simple. her MIL is on shark tank
June 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sometimes you’re looking at a bottom tier influencer wondering where all that money came from and it turns out the answer is very simple. her MIL is on shark tank
saw baby turkeys on our dog walk this morning 🥹
June 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
saw baby turkeys on our dog walk this morning 🥹
i hate when recipe bloggers / content creators dump a bunch of pre prepped ingredients in a bowl and then say “it took like sixty seconds to make” no it didn’t!!! you chopped all that off screen before!!! that still counts as time it took to make this recipe!!!
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i hate when recipe bloggers / content creators dump a bunch of pre prepped ingredients in a bowl and then say “it took like sixty seconds to make” no it didn’t!!! you chopped all that off screen before!!! that still counts as time it took to make this recipe!!!
found a large spider in my hair. might end it all
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
found a large spider in my hair. might end it all
the boy I nannied for five years graduated this week and i discovered he has instagram so i followed him and he messaged me immediately like “mrs sarah it is so amazing to see you again” and now i’m going to cry
May 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the boy I nannied for five years graduated this week and i discovered he has instagram so i followed him and he messaged me immediately like “mrs sarah it is so amazing to see you again” and now i’m going to cry
always amazed by how many of the guys who sold me drugs in high school now have “Jesus follower” in their ig bios. if you say so!
May 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
always amazed by how many of the guys who sold me drugs in high school now have “Jesus follower” in their ig bios. if you say so!
told my MIL we are talking to a couple builders today and she was like oh yeah this is the part where you can dream big! before the boot of reality crushes you. i mean that in the best way” ……what is the “best way” lmao that sounds bad! she is correct but it sounds bad when you say it like that!
May 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
told my MIL we are talking to a couple builders today and she was like oh yeah this is the part where you can dream big! before the boot of reality crushes you. i mean that in the best way” ……what is the “best way” lmao that sounds bad! she is correct but it sounds bad when you say it like that!
maybe I just hate the phone but it’s wild to me that a restaurant in 2025 *with an active social media presence* would only take reservations over the phone. there are so many online platforms for this!
May 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
maybe I just hate the phone but it’s wild to me that a restaurant in 2025 *with an active social media presence* would only take reservations over the phone. there are so many online platforms for this!
hesitantly trying this new Stacey and Clinton show. unfortunately what not to wear did shape me as a child and this show is not that
May 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hesitantly trying this new Stacey and Clinton show. unfortunately what not to wear did shape me as a child and this show is not that
did i go sightseeing like i told my husband? yes. did i also buy a new dress? yes. but i needed it
May 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
did i go sightseeing like i told my husband? yes. did i also buy a new dress? yes. but i needed it