Scott Schmitz
@saschmitz.bsky.social
Brave man. At least she didn’t ask if this dress made her look fat.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Brave man. At least she didn’t ask if this dress made her look fat.
Yes, marble is so rare you can only make buildings and sculptures with it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Yes, marble is so rare you can only make buildings and sculptures with it.
Give lie to Reagan’s quote “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help,'"
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Give lie to Reagan’s quote “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help,'"
Max has your brain bugged.
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Max has your brain bugged.
And now we use it to hold our smartphones.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And now we use it to hold our smartphones.
It's a bit foggy at John Wayne Airport. Have a fish taco.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's a bit foggy at John Wayne Airport. Have a fish taco.
The ignorance is strong with this one.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The ignorance is strong with this one.
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.
August 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.
The key word is Recession.
July 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The key word is Recession.
I’m seeing a psychiatrist to see if this rage can be treated because I seriously want to hurt someone.
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m seeing a psychiatrist to see if this rage can be treated because I seriously want to hurt someone.
Remember your mother saying if you make faces like that you’ll get stuck looking like that.
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember your mother saying if you make faces like that you’ll get stuck looking like that.
The scream you scream when an Agent finds you.
June 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The scream you scream when an Agent finds you.
No trial. No due process. Straight to damnation. “Dead Run”.
June 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No trial. No due process. Straight to damnation. “Dead Run”.
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
That pepple in your shoe must really hurt.
June 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That pepple in your shoe must really hurt.
Are you playing “Midnight Star”?
May 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Are you playing “Midnight Star”?
I did not see myself. I searched my name and received the message “Sorry, but nothing matched your search terms. Please try again with some different keywords.”
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I did not see myself. I searched my name and received the message “Sorry, but nothing matched your search terms. Please try again with some different keywords.”