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Sasha, a monkey-boy
@sashamonkey.bsky.social
Cat & pinball fellow
Remember the first of November on the fifth of November because stuff #November
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I guess I’m just a sucker for any mumblecore detective noir
July 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I maybe ain’t no economist but I just bought a $5 used DVD on eBay and PayPal asked if I wanted to split it into 4 payments and that ain’t not a bad sign I reckon
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wouldn’t say no to a cup. Your parents used to say that? Mine did. #cup
July 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy X-Day to those who choose to stay behind #praiseBOB #Subgenius
July 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My password at work changes today, I’m taking suggestions for a new password #password
July 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
At least last time they gave us over a year of wine and song to convince us we need a bullshit war. Not even any yellow cake this time.
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Sasha, a monkey-boy
June 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Trickle down economics is the financial equivalent of dumpster diving
May 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hell hole. Hellhole. It’s a Hell Hole.
May 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
RFK says there is a direct correlation to fluoride and low intelligence so now you can choose between using fluoride and being dumb or losing all your teeth and looking dumb WE WON AMERICA #teeth
April 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Raking in tariff money like a pro
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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April 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Graham having a #Caturday #catsofbluesky
April 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m Tarriffied of high prices
April 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear is the Mind Killer
Hope is the Enemy
April 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You know if it’s 52 minutes slower you can just not tell me now I feel like I should find out
April 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Would be a shame indeed
April 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Very Legal and Very Cool
April 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@kumail.bsky.social Hey I was doing laundry and found this classic rare relic “15 lockpicks in the trash for a shitty Orcish dagger” shirt by and you know what it stirred up some good memories
April 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@somejerrystahl.bsky.social So I did read Happy Mutant again, still a fun romp, I like this bit about the detritus of more pill bottles than books. I’ll pass this book on and recommend again Madness is Better Than Defeat by Ned Beauman. I’m guessing you would like his whole catalog. Cheers!
March 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Crazy how that shitheel is back in office and suddenly I’m getting like a zillion spam calls and text messages with suspicious files attached all day every day
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
With all the bird flu and egg prices and tariffs I was just wondering, is eating the dogs and eating the pets back on the table?
March 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There’s no follow through in pinball.
February 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
When in doubt, 80 at 80 works every time
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nuke Tesla from orbit. Only way to be sure.
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM