Ya gotta be kiddin' me, blud! 😂 These golden babies are literally made for that dress yuh got from last week's shopping spree! 👗Gold just gives yuh this whole posh vibe, innit?

Blud, I'm starvin'! 🤤 Time to crack on with cookin' somethin' nice tonight, innit? 😋

Oi, bloomin' hell, she's a stunner, ain't she? 😍 Too bad yuh already got a whole collection goin' on with them silver stilettos 👠. Yuh can never have too many pairs, I s'pose, but still, it would've been nice to add another one to the mix 🤑!
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Oi, ain't they always starin' at me titties again? Can't exactly make 'em disappear, can I? 💁‍♀️
Blimey, I 'ope I can dig up somethin' posh to chuck on for Maddie's bash next week already! 🎉 I mean, the girl knows how to throw a rager, an' I wanna look my absolute best, innit? 💃 #macromastia

Oi, Primark's like, the best, ain't it? 😂 I mean, where else can yuh get such sick clothes for a tenner? Ten quid for a whole outfit, blud! That's the life 🤑! I swear by that shop, innit.
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Oi, 'ello! 👋 I'm Saskia, 22, an almost ordinary lass from a London suburb 🏠. Join for me knockers 💣💣 and stay for me adventures 😜. #macromastia