Cassie
sassacass.bsky.social
Cassie
@sassacass.bsky.social
Autistic elder queer genderqueer spoonie nonmonogamous jewish latine parent

From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free
Black Lives Matter

Hire me? (SQL, Python, JS/TS)

Profile Pic CC BY-SA 4.0 https://w.wiki/CLUt
PDX: Heads up, there's measles in the wastewater in Marion count (Salem). If you or your kids aren't immunized, now would be a good time to fix that.

Measles is not a joke. It kills kids. It has killed kids in United States. Recently. Even though it's a rare disease. For now.

Get vaccinated, y'all
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This platform is... not as good as y'all want me to believe, FB is dead, Twitter was hot garbage on day one, reddit has been bad for awhile. YouTube is basic cable. Streaming services are HBO/Showtime.

I'm gonna subscribe to the Dead Internet Theory. Wikipedia is all that's left. I miss geocities.
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One of my barriers to adoptilng bsky is I can't make a list of my friends without informing any random Nazi who my friends are. But if I don't, following even just a few frequent-posting celebs will completely dominate my feed
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by Cassie
Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The problem with describing rather than labeling my relationships is I'll never have the opportunity to call my spouse my ex-[gender]friend. That joke is 🔥
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
December 8, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Dolly's 👏 new 👏 album 👏

Listen on your best speakers. Don't look at reviews. Don't read the track names. No spoilers. Just press play and let it happen to you.
November 18, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes I think about the guy I caught trying to steal my car at 10 AM on a Tuesday. He looked so defeated when he saw me in the driver's window. I was intentionally vague when I told him "how we handle this depends on if my car starts," gave him my key, and told him to start it. (1/3)
October 5, 2023 at 9:43 PM
A few months back, my 3 year old ran out in front of me and blocked the doorway. "What's the password?"

"Uh... open sesame?"

As their eyes grew in to dinner plates they whispered "how did you KNOW?"
September 26, 2023 at 8:38 PM
One of the awful things about American healthcare that I haven't seen talked about is the "intake appointment." In what industry do you have to pay *more* than a person's usual rate for the privelige of interviewing then to see if you want to hire them? It's sunk cost fallacy bait.
September 23, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by Cassie
The Hubble telescope captured this magnificent image of the spiral galaxy M96, also known as NGC 3368, and is notable for being the same mass and size as our Milky Way galaxy. It is located in the constellation Leo, at a distance of 31 million light-years from Earth.
September 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
"Baba, can I have some apple juice?"
"But you already brushed your teeth"
"But I want a banana."
"The bananas aren't ripe"
"But I have a banana," they state plainly, conjuring a half peeled ripe banana. They bite it and sweetly ask "now can I have some juice?"

I've been outsmarted by a 4 year old.
September 21, 2023 at 5:32 AM