Sara “Sass” Schaeffer
@sassschaeffer.bsky.social
☀️ Speaker, Practice Your Positive
👯 Goofball, girl mom, word nerd, lean, green, love machine reimagining life
🙌 Follow me for jokes and pep talks
⭐️ YouTube @PracticeYourPositive
🎤 Book me at www.practiceyourpositive.com
👯 Goofball, girl mom, word nerd, lean, green, love machine reimagining life
🙌 Follow me for jokes and pep talks
⭐️ YouTube @PracticeYourPositive
🎤 Book me at www.practiceyourpositive.com
Yall think STFU when I talk positivity, but that’s because it’s been corny.
Imma make it cool.
Imma make it cool.
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yall think STFU when I talk positivity, but that’s because it’s been corny.
Imma make it cool.
Imma make it cool.
I didn’t burn the ships. They spontaneously combusted.
March 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I didn’t burn the ships. They spontaneously combusted.
Being neurodivergent is like being Chex Mix and your flavor is BOLD.
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Being neurodivergent is like being Chex Mix and your flavor is BOLD.
You know what would fix my attitude right up? A deep
conditioning treatment. I just feel better when my hair is so soft and pretty. 💅✨
conditioning treatment. I just feel better when my hair is so soft and pretty. 💅✨
March 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You know what would fix my attitude right up? A deep
conditioning treatment. I just feel better when my hair is so soft and pretty. 💅✨
conditioning treatment. I just feel better when my hair is so soft and pretty. 💅✨
As a forties something reimagining my life I’m running on caffeine, protein, and delusion.
February 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As a forties something reimagining my life I’m running on caffeine, protein, and delusion.
I have off from work Monday because of Super Bowl. It gives me time to reflect on what really matters in life— supporting the patriarchy. 💀
February 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I have off from work Monday because of Super Bowl. It gives me time to reflect on what really matters in life— supporting the patriarchy. 💀
I eat like a snake.
I don’t eat for several days, then I swallow a whole rat.
I don’t eat for several days, then I swallow a whole rat.
January 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I eat like a snake.
I don’t eat for several days, then I swallow a whole rat.
I don’t eat for several days, then I swallow a whole rat.
Hot yoga is so efficient—I can get pink eye and a yeast infection in the same power hour. 🔥🔥
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hot yoga is so efficient—I can get pink eye and a yeast infection in the same power hour. 🔥🔥
Blanket apology ya’ll. If you left me a voicemail in the last six years, yeaahhhh... I haven’t listened to that yet. Promise I will tho. 🤞
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Blanket apology ya’ll. If you left me a voicemail in the last six years, yeaahhhh... I haven’t listened to that yet. Promise I will tho. 🤞
I’m living in dog years. Make it stop, dude.
January 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m living in dog years. Make it stop, dude.
It’s like slowly being pecked to death by a vulture and not realizing that you’re holding it by a leash. Let it go, dude.
January 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It’s like slowly being pecked to death by a vulture and not realizing that you’re holding it by a leash. Let it go, dude.
Me: Did you notice how pretty the plants looked today?
8: 🤨
Me: Okay, today *was* a microdose day, but tell me those plants aren’t pretty!
8: 🤨
Me: Okay, today *was* a microdose day, but tell me those plants aren’t pretty!
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Me: Did you notice how pretty the plants looked today?
8: 🤨
Me: Okay, today *was* a microdose day, but tell me those plants aren’t pretty!
8: 🤨
Me: Okay, today *was* a microdose day, but tell me those plants aren’t pretty!
My 8 suggested that I use the “box of blood” emoji while texting her dad.
We’ve officially entered the shocking randomness of the pre-tween years.
We’ve officially entered the shocking randomness of the pre-tween years.
January 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My 8 suggested that I use the “box of blood” emoji while texting her dad.
We’ve officially entered the shocking randomness of the pre-tween years.
We’ve officially entered the shocking randomness of the pre-tween years.
Trying hard to be positive will make you resist it. You innately are a positive person. Frankie Says Relax.
January 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Trying hard to be positive will make you resist it. You innately are a positive person. Frankie Says Relax.
Practice Your Positive— it’s not theory, it’s practice. Game on at links in bio.
January 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Practice Your Positive— it’s not theory, it’s practice. Game on at links in bio.
We have our mandatory holiday Zoom social gathering today, complete with round robin sharing.
I was thinking I’d stab myself in the eye w a candy cane as performance art. Too much?
I was thinking I’d stab myself in the eye w a candy cane as performance art. Too much?
December 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
We have our mandatory holiday Zoom social gathering today, complete with round robin sharing.
I was thinking I’d stab myself in the eye w a candy cane as performance art. Too much?
I was thinking I’d stab myself in the eye w a candy cane as performance art. Too much?
🦋 It smells like a butterfly’s armpit in here. It’s nice.
December 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
🦋 It smells like a butterfly’s armpit in here. It’s nice.
I’m herbaceous and curvaceous. I’m a plant lady with mommy muscles.
December 19, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I’m herbaceous and curvaceous. I’m a plant lady with mommy muscles.
Strawberry shoulders
December 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Strawberry shoulders
Aim to chill out not check out.
December 18, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Aim to chill out not check out.
Here's the deal, lemon peel—you gotta feel it to heal it.
December 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here's the deal, lemon peel—you gotta feel it to heal it.
Get to know positivity and you’ll meet its besties: peace, abundance, and love.
December 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Get to know positivity and you’ll meet its besties: peace, abundance, and love.
Give yourself everything you've ever wanted to receive from other people.
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December 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Give yourself everything you've ever wanted to receive from other people.
I got jokes and snacks and I’m all outta snacks.
December 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I got jokes and snacks and I’m all outta snacks.
Literally, food and water might fix 25% of your bad moods.
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December 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Literally, food and water might fix 25% of your bad moods.