When I was 16 my dad told me to always keep mad money on me so I could do whatever I wanted when/if situations turned south. I don’t think he realized 15 years later I’d be using it to check into a hotel and fly home 3 days early to get away from him 🙃😔
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When I was 16 my dad told me to always keep mad money on me so I could do whatever I wanted when/if situations turned south. I don’t think he realized 15 years later I’d be using it to check into a hotel and fly home 3 days early to get away from him 🙃😔
At 35 a karaoke party in my parent’s basement with open bar and catered dinner is EXACTLY my type of party. No shoes required and I get to crash upstairs 💅
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
At 35 a karaoke party in my parent’s basement with open bar and catered dinner is EXACTLY my type of party. No shoes required and I get to crash upstairs 💅
I feel these are probs not up to snuff 🤔@whiskypalianesq.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I feel these are probs not up to snuff 🤔@whiskypalianesq.bsky.social
LG is the worst company and I am so mad I could spit nails.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
LG is the worst company and I am so mad I could spit nails.
Smoking a tri-tip for dinner and I am hypeeeeee
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Smoking a tri-tip for dinner and I am hypeeeeee
The way I basically live to terrorize this man and he just laughs and buys me little treats 😇🥹
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The way I basically live to terrorize this man and he just laughs and buys me little treats 😇🥹
I went from owning no hill house dresses to owning like 10 in probably a two week period. Whoops! 😂💸
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I went from owning no hill house dresses to owning like 10 in probably a two week period. Whoops! 😂💸
It’s almost new fridge dayyyyy!!!!! 🥰😍
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s almost new fridge dayyyyy!!!!! 🥰😍
Okay I’ve wanted this ring from Ring Concierge for like 5 years and now they make it in lab + 30% off for Black Friday…do I finally do it? I’m thinking day to day ring on my right hand.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Okay I’ve wanted this ring from Ring Concierge for like 5 years and now they make it in lab + 30% off for Black Friday…do I finally do it? I’m thinking day to day ring on my right hand.
I’ve made so many home purchases this weekend and it is so fun and I’m so happy to finally have it done. But now I have to wait for it to arrive 😫😍
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’ve made so many home purchases this weekend and it is so fun and I’m so happy to finally have it done. But now I have to wait for it to arrive 😫😍
Welp. Ordered my first hill house dress. Hopefully I got the sizing right 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Welp. Ordered my first hill house dress. Hopefully I got the sizing right 🙃
The new Color Wow dry shampoo is phenomenal omfg
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The new Color Wow dry shampoo is phenomenal omfg
Man the Sephora sale got me realllllll good this year 🥲💸
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Man the Sephora sale got me realllllll good this year 🥲💸
Please send me good vibes, I am in the middle of trying to make a career pivot but *I* have to make it happen and that is overwhelming me and making it v hard to take any action 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Please send me good vibes, I am in the middle of trying to make a career pivot but *I* have to make it happen and that is overwhelming me and making it v hard to take any action 🙃
I saw a TikTok to the Last Kiss lyrics ‘So I watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep’ in the context of moms with long distance daughters and man that has me fucked up.
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I saw a TikTok to the Last Kiss lyrics ‘So I watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep’ in the context of moms with long distance daughters and man that has me fucked up.
This love is blind season is SO CRINGE
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This love is blind season is SO CRINGE
I feel like I should be thankful for my job given *everything* but like I’ve never been one to settle for something in my life I don’t appreciate or think appreciates me so I think I’m gonna start trying to find a new one 🤔
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I feel like I should be thankful for my job given *everything* but like I’ve never been one to settle for something in my life I don’t appreciate or think appreciates me so I think I’m gonna start trying to find a new one 🤔
Am I considering getting a love sac 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Am I considering getting a love sac 🤔
I fucked up early in my career here and became known as a ‘solver’ so all people do is dump problems on me all day and expect miracles and oh boy is it exhausting.
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I fucked up early in my career here and became known as a ‘solver’ so all people do is dump problems on me all day and expect miracles and oh boy is it exhausting.
Oh my god this week has sucked.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Oh my god this week has sucked.
I’m so tired of having to come up with something to feel myself EVERYDAY?? Multiple times a day? AND I currently have a chicken ick 😒
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m so tired of having to come up with something to feel myself EVERYDAY?? Multiple times a day? AND I currently have a chicken ick 😒
I caved and bought those erasable pens all over TikTok and they are actually really nice. I wish they were .5 point but otherwise great and so many colors 🥰
September 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I caved and bought those erasable pens all over TikTok and they are actually really nice. I wish they were .5 point but otherwise great and so many colors 🥰
Wow this is already A WEEK 😫
September 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wow this is already A WEEK 😫
Airplane Pokémon go is taking over my life and I’m not mad about it 😂
September 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Airplane Pokémon go is taking over my life and I’m not mad about it 😂