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We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · Feb 12

How are people still over there on tw*tter. Fuck a follower count.

That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?

Nah.

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Vulture @vulture.com · 16h

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?! Starting next July, loud streaming commercials are banned in California; all ads must be the same volume as the program you’re watching.

Rejoice, Loud Streaming Commercials Get Banned in California

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?! Starting next July, loud streaming commercials are banned in California; all ads must be the same volume as the program you’re watching.

www.vulture.com

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 22h

They expect the Dems to break first, as there is a higher likelihood of a Dem being morally moved by 1 of their constituents not being paid.

Basically, “we don’t care how long this shutdown lasts because we aren’t paying y’all back anyways.”

A fear tactic.

If you’re in line, stay in line!

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 23h

Let me be clear: It’s ILLEGAL to deny federal workers back pay after a shutdown.

There’s a 2019 law that guarantees it, but Trump is once again trying to break the law.

You don’t get to punish people for doing their jobs just because you’re failing at yours.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

Or putting your produce on the belt all loosely goosey so it’s all lumped together in the grocery bag upon delivery.

Or telling you they are out of an item you KNOW they have.

And the SUBSTITUTES! They don’t even give you a second to respond before they check out.

a woman is crying while sitting on a couch in a room .

ALT: a woman is crying while sitting on a couch in a room .

media.tenor.com

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Blumenthal to Bondi: "He has been transparent. In fact, 5 days before the indictment of Comey, he put this post up as instructions to you. He didn't mince words. He was very open & public that you should indict Comey and&others because they are 'guilty as hell, no more delay, now.' 5 days before"

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

I missed it too 🥺🥺🥺.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I can’t do it. I loved him and have been a fan of his since the beginnings he was the reason I enjoyed the Resident, and I really loved hearing him speak. I pray that his family finds a little solace in seeing the lives he touched

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Chadwick too. That news rocked me to my core. 🥺🥺

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

I was trying to watch “Seen and Heard” on Max, and as soon as I heard MJW’s voice I had to turn it off.

Whitney
Nip
Michael Jackson
Kobe Bryant

Absolutely no business being dead.

LL.DaQueen ✨ @perpetualssence.bsky.social · 1d

People who have NO business being dead:

Aunt Nippy
Chadwick Boseman
Prince
Teena Marie
Luther THEE Vandross
Malcolm Jamal Warner

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for the breakdown!

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Adding the context that he is little makes a lot of stuff start adding up.

& AOC is my kind of lady. A woman from NY made it make sense. Because:

- a little tallywacker
- being short when you want to be tall
- being a Johnny Bravo ass man and getting no 🐱

Explains his anger 1000%

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller responding to AOC calling Miller a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10”: We knew her brain didn't work—now we know their eyes don't work.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 1d

My boy gotta report to jail in 10 days, they sitting him down for 9 months. Today he told me he never had gumbo and wanted some before he went in. Aye man, 9 more months without gumbo aint gone hurt, I'll see you on the other side.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!!

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Circle back with your thoughts once you’re done.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

It’s time for ole Chuck to retire.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Schumer: I want to say to Donald Trump, to Johnson, and to Thune: come to the Capitol, sit down in public, and debate us on the health care crisis that’s afflicting Americans.

The public needs to see this.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

They can maybe get in on the Bonita Garden’s roommate program.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Netflix will pay for their sins for this season of Love is Blind.

Finding out the producers let me fall in “strong like” with a self-proclaimed booger eater, would be my villain origin story.

Each and every one of these people needs to be seeing a mental health professional.

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Turtleberry 🐢🍓 @sweetturtleberry.com · 1d

i've been addicted to social media since the original blackplanet and myspace days... probably dating back to AOL instant messenger if we're being honest...

i don't know what to replace that addiction with...

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[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 1d

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

My heart breaks for how much anguish he must have felt in his final days.

Forming a child in your womb, praying you will get to see them through their best, and most challenging moments, and a lie is the catalyst that rips that away?

Those that lied on his name deserve whatever they get.

JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 2d

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 2d

Marry: Tyler
F: Donald Glover
K: Eric Andre

Chaotic Neutral @jawnthedon.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Donald Glover, Eric Andre, Tyler The Creator

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