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I learned I’m a Virlibran today
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s only the 4th and I’m already overwhelmed with holiday things 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My desire to go out and about is challenged by my desire to be a blanket gremlin.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I miss the stress relieving aspect of having a dog. I gots no more ears to scrunch and forehead to cover in smooches whenever I need a cuteness dose.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I still have two hours of work left and I’m already thinking about the long ass shower I’m gonna take and just sit under the hot water 🥶
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I love how the day after I decided to eat healthier/lower calorie leading up to thanksgiving my stomach turns into a bottomless pit
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ve joked with at least a dozen people at work about how the clocks changing means my mom gets an hour less of her birthday and NOT ONE person has mentioned the opposite is true. 🙃
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“There is a gummy that screams”
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Make sure you’re paying attention to what direction you turn your hot brush when styling your hair so you don’t brand yourself like a cow 😂
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m so excited to wear some cool socks and have a pot of coffee on Friday after working 9 consecutive days. Is this what being 35 is?
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think more breads should be waffle shaped
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I haven’t had two days off together with nothing to do in a while and I have successfully shut my brain off. I went to play a logic game and my brain went “lol no”
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not quite Saladins axe but I’ll take it
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September 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What if I don’t want my meal prep? What if I want a grilled cheese cut into triangles and a cosmic brownie with a capri sun.
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I love waking up at 3 in the morning with a full bladder. Yepp. My favorite. I’m about to put a curfew on liquids
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is it weird that I’m going to Kay for my six month ring inspection looking like gremlin?
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My mental sanity is shot from trying to be mega successful and productive after starting at zero while having a full time job. Who would have thought 🙃
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I put new stickers and magnets up on my #threadless page! I have all the astrology signs with their name, symbol, and constellation. sassymarigold89.threadless.com/designs/gemi...
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August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If Dora the Explorer was a d&d class what would she be?
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ew. If I want a proper nights rest for my shifts on fri and sat I have to spend 12 hrs total sleeping tomorrow
August 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s wild being consistently busy/productive and yet still feel like you’re not doing enough. Brains are weird.
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There's still 74 days left of #summer! That's plenty of time for your #Iphone to look like an ice cream cone, pool raft, or watermelon. I just updated my shop with new phone cases.

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August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I just signed up for a god awful amount of rewards/email lists from restaurants so next month for birthday rewards my fiancé and I can hopefully go out to eat w/o breaking the bank
August 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
See the problem with having blue/purple hair is when you shed in the work bathroom sink you can’t say it wasn’t you
August 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM