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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven

@sasuraiger.bsky.social

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Dave! Writer, blogger. Fighting games, anime,suparobo. Riichi mahjong champion. Makes @Kawaiikochans.bsky.social. Solar wind. ko-fi.com/sasuraiger gamesoftrobo.ghost.io

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 13d

gamesoftrobo.ghost.io/spoiler-spac... "What the hell?! Someone’s gonna get cut in half on the girls’ bowling show?!"

Spoiler Space: Turkey’s opening-credits shock had me speculating all season. Now that it’s over, I have an answer

(One of the things I really like about Turkey! is the way it doesn’t shy away from the “nasty, brutish and short” of ancient life, even though it’s at heart a “cute girls have fun” anime.)

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 6h

so there's this local go-kart chain whose posters i see frequently on the subway. this is their name

a man driving a go-kart with other go-karts in the background. text says RACE PLAY MORE, the name of a go-kart chain

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 8h

You don't need to know full scoring right away, but understanding the ballpark value of han to score helps a lot. These matches I saw so many players making three-call hands for 1000 points because they don't have the *concept* of score yet and are just callin' whatever.

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 8h

Topped into mahjong soul for the gintama collab tournament. You only need to make top 900 to advance here, which realistically means you just need 3 first-place finishes. Competition was extremely soft and I got my wins pretty easily.

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 9h

Kids are calling it “tenpai”. One whiff of the stuff, next thing you know these kids are selling their parents to the yakooza for more of them plastic sticks. “Yapapa yapapa iishanten.” And then they’re dead.

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Retrosofa @retrosofa.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t think an anime opening has ever made me laugh so hard.

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 9h

I recommend seeing only the clip from this movie where bob’s head splits into three bob sapp heads

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 13h

That bob sapp. He was huge in Japan for a time.

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Zeonic|Scanlations @zeonicscans.bsky.social · 14h

The second Hathaway film comes out January 30, 2026!

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 13h

ok guys what terrifying beast should bob sapp turn into

uh... three bob sapp.

briliant, jimmy

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 13h

still kind of on my mind how bad this movie was

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 20h

Devilman live action is on. Damn, this movie really is That Bad. The leads are clearly not even actors!

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 16h

Any social media that asks me for an ID is outta luck tbh

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 20h

New from 404 Media: the Discord hack is every users' worst nightmare. Yesterday the hackers started posting Discord users' selfies, identity documents, email addresses, phone numbers, more. I watched in real time. This is risk of tech storing ID for age verification
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The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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🔥💣SSSS.Camilleअ @getterdrill.bsky.social · 16h

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am cosmos @amcosmos.bsky.social · 17h

Oh good they clipped the Mahjong games youtu.be/fmP8ENP7t5Y?...

Northernlion meets his Mahjong Maker

YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 18h

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 18h

it does suggest they wanted to leave the door open, but
this movie is already squeamish about doing too much violence or body horror (except for the two major, famous scenes they left alone).

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 18h

the apocalypse means nothing to super-powered teenage girl OC with CG rainbow demon wings and the little boy she picked up. sad pop song plays. slow zoom out to credits

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19h

There is a scene after the ending of the manga because someone thought it would be too much of a downer, involving characters who were inserted to survive the destruction of the earth because someone thought it would be too much of a downer. Just awful, this movie. Irredeemable.

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19h

They kept the ending, but also, they blew the ending

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19h

They cast twin idols as Akira and Ryo and it is extremely apparent that neither has ever acted before, or can act

Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19h

Hero’s scream when [second most important scene in devilman] is something you should look up. Sub-wiseau delivery

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 19h

Utterly unprepared for how much this sucks. So much of this is inexcusable that I can’t keep up

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 20h

This is adapted like a cheap toei tv show and it is utterly unequipped to do Devilman. Bob Sapp reports the end of the world on TV while characters staring blankly at each other. Randomly inserted action scenes

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 20h

Devilman live action is on. Damn, this movie really is That Bad. The leads are clearly not even actors!

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 1d

realized i had no paper day-of, early morning. pulled an all-dayer in the library, turned it in at afternoon class. got an A, prof specifically called it out as being excellent when grades went out

just adhd things

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 1d

Put in two games on the majsoul gintama tourney. 2nd, 1st,will do the other tomorrow. after the kind of grinding i have been doing, playing majsoul full random was like exiting the hyperbolic time chamber. what do you mean these players actually deal in?!