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a prescription for zohran helps control persistent cuomiting
June 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
a prescription for zohran helps control persistent cuomiting
i can't have been the first person to think of this, right?
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i can't have been the first person to think of this, right?
only drinking white claws on election night: seltzers 4 selzer bayybyyyy
November 3, 2024 at 2:19 AM
only drinking white claws on election night: seltzers 4 selzer bayybyyyy
*trying to impress an architect while refusing to commit to a decision* yeah so it's a little of the doric column, a little of the corinthian
October 31, 2024 at 9:43 PM
*trying to impress an architect while refusing to commit to a decision* yeah so it's a little of the doric column, a little of the corinthian
haha no i don't have ocd like my dad i just need things to be Exactly Right™️
uh oh
uh oh
October 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
haha no i don't have ocd like my dad i just need things to be Exactly Right™️
uh oh
uh oh
my friends don't appreciate how good i am at the washington post counting wasp
October 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
my friends don't appreciate how good i am at the washington post counting wasp
had to choose between taking the 8:11 train into sf and making it on time or taking the train four minutes later and listening to bachman-turner overdrive on the ride over
October 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
had to choose between taking the 8:11 train into sf and making it on time or taking the train four minutes later and listening to bachman-turner overdrive on the ride over
the barista was instructing a new trainee on the state of mind you get into when you fill up the big grinder with beans and chose not to say "grindset"
October 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
the barista was instructing a new trainee on the state of mind you get into when you fill up the big grinder with beans and chose not to say "grindset"
heretic theretic everywheretictic old macdonald had an inquisition e i e i o
October 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
heretic theretic everywheretictic old macdonald had an inquisition e i e i o
it's annoying that lapland and thailand are so far away from each other
October 10, 2024 at 11:49 PM
it's annoying that lapland and thailand are so far away from each other
she's a 10 but she called her mba "grad school" 😕
October 4, 2024 at 10:46 PM
she's a 10 but she called her mba "grad school" 😕
the uk's capital city just elected london breed's nemesis: sanfrancisco adopt
September 28, 2024 at 6:12 PM
the uk's capital city just elected london breed's nemesis: sanfrancisco adopt
my hair is finally long enough to tie a manbun and the moment i did that i thought "i should read 'infinite jest'" why am i a caricature
September 27, 2024 at 5:20 PM
my hair is finally long enough to tie a manbun and the moment i did that i thought "i should read 'infinite jest'" why am i a caricature
gym manager politely but firmly asked i stop going "wheeee" on each kettlebell swing
September 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
gym manager politely but firmly asked i stop going "wheeee" on each kettlebell swing
the new combined alaska-hawaii airlines will not be serving continental breakfasts onboard
September 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM
the new combined alaska-hawaii airlines will not be serving continental breakfasts onboard
yeah i know everyone's super into tokyo drifting because of the movie and the glass animals song but def check out kyoto drifting if you get a chance, it's a lot more traditional and meditative
September 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
yeah i know everyone's super into tokyo drifting because of the movie and the glass animals song but def check out kyoto drifting if you get a chance, it's a lot more traditional and meditative
marathi rap is like "i got my मनी on my माऊ and my माऊ on my मनी"
September 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
marathi rap is like "i got my मनी on my माऊ and my माऊ on my मनी"
trying to thwart the activist shareholders' coup by arguing that being a "brand ambassador" means i have plenipotentiary status and can act unilaterally on behalf of the corporation
September 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
trying to thwart the activist shareholders' coup by arguing that being a "brand ambassador" means i have plenipotentiary status and can act unilaterally on behalf of the corporation
'the bear' is just overcooked for people without hand-eye coordination
September 12, 2024 at 3:39 PM
'the bear' is just overcooked for people without hand-eye coordination
if you're so against maoism why do you follow all these big character posters on here
September 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
if you're so against maoism why do you follow all these big character posters on here
the most difficult part of real analysis is going from an italian accent on "bolzano" to a german accent on "weierstrass"
September 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
the most difficult part of real analysis is going from an italian accent on "bolzano" to a german accent on "weierstrass"