Jason Alice Lastname
@satiricloki.bsky.social
I am a meat popsicle.
Can MTG just fuck off already? I hate this “redemption” tour she’s trying to get going.
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Can MTG just fuck off already? I hate this “redemption” tour she’s trying to get going.
I agree, but the only reason cops don’t blow up suspect cars in the US is because we don’t let them have missiles.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I agree, but the only reason cops don’t blow up suspect cars in the US is because we don’t let them have missiles.
Where did they get that photo of Trump?
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Where did they get that photo of Trump?
What happened to the US can happen to them if they let Russia buy off one of their political parties.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What happened to the US can happen to them if they let Russia buy off one of their political parties.
Biden MADE him do it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Biden MADE him do it.
At this point im starting to really think he actually killed a little girl and that’s what he’s covering. Everyone already knows he’s a creepy pedo.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At this point im starting to really think he actually killed a little girl and that’s what he’s covering. Everyone already knows he’s a creepy pedo.
We’ve heard this sentiment before. I wont believe it until he’s behind bars or in the ground. He’s like herpes.
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We’ve heard this sentiment before. I wont believe it until he’s behind bars or in the ground. He’s like herpes.
The reason it scares me is who is going to stop him? Congress? They haven’t stopped him from doing anything yet. The Supreme Court? lol. They already said he’s immune from the law. Sure it’s unconstitutional, but who is going to actually stop him from doing it?
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The reason it scares me is who is going to stop him? Congress? They haven’t stopped him from doing anything yet. The Supreme Court? lol. They already said he’s immune from the law. Sure it’s unconstitutional, but who is going to actually stop him from doing it?
You’re allowed to swear on the internet.
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You’re allowed to swear on the internet.
He has always failed at everything. He’s a textbook example of a silver-spoon loser. He was a bad joke around the world (to those unfortunate enough to know who he was) until The Apprentice made him look more like a businessman and less like a mentally subnormal loser.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
He has always failed at everything. He’s a textbook example of a silver-spoon loser. He was a bad joke around the world (to those unfortunate enough to know who he was) until The Apprentice made him look more like a businessman and less like a mentally subnormal loser.
Technically he’s the only president, so there isn’t anyone doing worse than him on the economy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Technically he’s the only president, so there isn’t anyone doing worse than him on the economy.
He was, uh, “breathing” through a rolled up $20 bill over a mirror before the speech. Does that count?
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He was, uh, “breathing” through a rolled up $20 bill over a mirror before the speech. Does that count?
I learned in the Navy that some people yell a lot to cover up for the fact that they don’t really have anything to say that’s worth listening to.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I learned in the Navy that some people yell a lot to cover up for the fact that they don’t really have anything to say that’s worth listening to.
Even Trump knows that spam filters would flag his “speeches” as scams. He even has the obvious mistakes that scammers leave in to make sure the people who call them are stupid and/or gullible enough to fall for it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Even Trump knows that spam filters would flag his “speeches” as scams. He even has the obvious mistakes that scammers leave in to make sure the people who call them are stupid and/or gullible enough to fall for it.
Then we just need to rename a few public bathrooms after him. “This bathroom is dedicated to the memory or Mitch McConnell”. They could put little pictures of his face in the urinals.
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Then we just need to rename a few public bathrooms after him. “This bathroom is dedicated to the memory or Mitch McConnell”. They could put little pictures of his face in the urinals.
DING! Fries are done!
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
DING! Fries are done!
Absolutely yes.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Absolutely yes.
Nah. The lifetime of hamberders will come through. Then they’ll “weekend at Bernie’s” his corpse for a week or so.
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Nah. The lifetime of hamberders will come through. Then they’ll “weekend at Bernie’s” his corpse for a week or so.
You don’t like the fascist Keebler elf?
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You don’t like the fascist Keebler elf?
The policy of terrorizing brown people and the LGBTQ community.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The policy of terrorizing brown people and the LGBTQ community.
Is he healthy now?
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is he healthy now?