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🐙🦇Satoyaki🐍🐉
@satoyaki.bsky.social
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Rook | Bunny suit, clown, n the macabre enthusiast | AuDHD | I do arts n farts | Multi fandom | 25 | Bi Nonbinary Wasian | Astarion & Majima's #1 boy wife
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I'm so glad that my refund went through cuz this shit is so embarrassin, not to mention the gameplay is somehow feels worse than the 2016 release, n this can't run on the lowest settins on my pc, I can Space Marine 2 just fine idk why this gets 20 frames on low, also this Uncle Death voice is a joke
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I think I'm done with this miniature, I got a Battleclade, Skitarii, n Space Maid sets to finish now
A Warhammer 40K miniature of a Tech Marine. He has red armor a shoulder mounted weapon, a hand gun pointed forward, a battle axe, and a tech arm on his other shoulder with a claw and drill. He is on half standing a metal plate and a muddy terrain with some dried plants, static grass, stones, and a muddy tiny skull. The Tech Marine from the left. The Tech Marine from the right.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Nightcrew is over, now to stay awake n readjust to normal hours... I did learn a funny thing I can do with my oversized Futterman hoodie I bought recently...
A doodle of myself in my unisex medium sweater. It is oversized and hangs over my crotch. I also keep my earbud case in the front pocket. When I put my apron, it gives the illusion that I have a cock bulge. There is big pink girly-pop style text art that says "Accidental Cock Bulge" at the bottom.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I have to do night crew this week so I drew that ugly bitch that I love to try n stay awake
#FrancoBarbi #OutlastTrials #fanart
A messy doodle of Franco Barbi from Outlast Trials. He is smiling, biting his buck teeth in his lower lip saying "Are you my mommy?" with hearts around him.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
satoyaki.bsky.social
Messy ref sheet for the NG secret Santa of my monkee Hōrō-zaru cuz he my baby tboy homo bastard
An orange monkey man in a red and white hori and navy trousers. His hori is open to reveal his chest and tummy. He has a biwa he plays to repel spirits and in various poses of him playing, standing, and sitting.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Doodle of my monkey priest Hōrō-zaru chillin shirtless (like he usually does)
A sketch of a monkey man crouching resting his arms on his knees, his weight balanced on the balls of his feet. He is glancing at the viewer with a confused look and a question mark by his head.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
satoyaki.bsky.social
I really hope this Noise Marine model comes back, I love the over the top 80s look n his pose with the sonic weapon is fun as hell, I'd have so much fun paintin him in neons...
Picture of a Warhammer 40K "Chaos Space Marine" box for a glam rock styled Noise Marine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I started uain used coffee grounds for base textures with my WH40K miniatures n now the ahole area near my desk smells like a café if they added paint to the coffee...
A Skitarii Warhammer 40k miniature with a long sniper rifle. They are roughly base colored and the base they stand in is riugh with coffee grounds dirt. A skitarii Warhammwr 40k miniature looking at a device with their gun resting in thier shoulder. Their vase was also dusted with coffee grounds .
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Things were really, really bad the past week, but I think I'm ready to move on, I got to paint n carve pumpkins with my friends tho (I was team paint)
A pumpkin with a simple cartoon red, black and white painting of Franco Barbi from the Outlast Trials posters.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I... I need to grow my collection of toaster babies already... I NEED more admech sets... I will paint them ALL... maybe I'll branch out to other sets but I NEED my transhumanist folks (ignore the tech-marine' paint job, he's a WIP I'm just gettin my base colors down...)
A photo of Warhammer 40k miniatures. There is a unprimed set of Skitarii and a roughly painted Primaris Tech-Marine in the center. They are very cute cuz Adeptus Mechanicus followers are always cutie patooties.
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Thank you Youtube recommended for showin me this lil freak, I love him so much
Screen shot of the character The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight for the animated 1994 show The Tick.
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
satoyaki.bsky.social
Are people ok??? I've never seen a Labubu irl n just wanted to know if they had tails for a drawin... do people think these things are CIA fuckin monitors??? Bitch worry about your Ring cameras, not the fuckin demon bunny things 😭
A screenshot of a Google search for "Do Labubu's have..." and the auto complete results of "Do Labubus have cameras in them?" "Do Labubus have microchips in them?" "Do Labubus have cameras?". I literally just wanted to know if they had little tails or not.
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Little bastard arrived a lil bit ago :)
A figurine of Postal Dude and his dog Champ.
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Bored af at work, drew another Leland Coyle I love beatin him with bricks, glass bottles, n flash bangs
A messy pen doodle of Leland Coyle form Outlast Trials, he's lit by blue and red lighting.
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The nice thing about havin hour long breaks again is that I can freely doodle again (I was drawin from memory :\ )
A messy pen doodle of Franco Barbi from Outlast Trials. He has an arrow pointing at him that says, "In his 20's and already balding lmao" with a crying emoji face. A messy pen doodle of Marazhai from Warhammer Rogue Trader. He is labled as chaos elf.
October 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Made Wolf's Milk... this isn't good but it isn't the worst? Franco has shit taste either way... also this looks like I'm drinkin semen
A glass of a beige colored drink. It kinda looks like a glass of cum tbh but a glass of cum would be more enjoyable than this cocktail.
October 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I wish I picked up Outlast Trials sooner but I'm glad I grabbed it this Autumn Steam sale, anyways drew some freaks for fun
A drawing of Leland Coyle. He has a confident stance and pointing his baton at something off screen. In the bottom left corner a doodle of Franco Barbi is snarling at the viewer (the artist in this context) saying, "This is horseshit! I thought I was your favorite Asset you WHORE! Baby's gettin' real fuckin' cranky!"
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Everythin is terrible! But to ignore that I love these guys, I like to spend extra time durin trials followin around the Pusher so I can listen to him mumble to himself...
The Pusher from Outlast Trials. A disfigured, shirtless man with a gasmask, black apron, and a weedkill pump. His legs are braced at their knees, making him hobble as he walks. The Night Hunter from Outlast trials. A disfigured, shirtless man with night vision goggle, metal rods coming out of his skull, and a large battery pack on his back.
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
satoyaki.bsky.social
I saw some cute Space Marine stickers so obvious I had to grab them :)
A picture of a Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus book with two Space Marine stickers in the top corners. One is a glamrock Noise Marine, they are jump kicking in the air and strumming either a normal electric guitar or Sonic Blaster guitar. The other is a grey Space Marine spreading a trans pride flag with a rainbow on on their left shoulder plate.
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
satoyaki.bsky.social
The friend who set in motion the 40k fixation was givin me lore lessons n he started talkin about Titus n I dead ass did this cuz I can't speak right
It's an edit of the not what I'm called meme. It has Titus from Warhammer 40k: Space Marine saying "Hey guys". A person in the group points at him shouting "Tinnitus". He responds, "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED".
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Hehe got my toaster boy book :3
The cover of the Adeptus Mechanicus Codex for Warhammer 40k.
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
satoyaki.bsky.social
Fuck yeah dude, soju AND lemon 2 of my fave things
Bottle of Jinro lemon soju.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Broke bitch moment... Maybe I'll get some really nice bonuses I can scape a little off of for this...
A 5 panel doodle comic about how I learned just how expensive the Warhammer miniature hobby gets. The first panel has me dragging myself across the groud to my computer saying "I'm unwell, the state of things have left me in despair, and I'm officially overweight... Time for a new hobbie!". I have dragged myself up next to my chair saying, "Warhammer... perhaps painting my favorite factions will heal me...", the next panel has me listing the primary things I need like paint and tools. The 4th panel has me sitting in my chair and searching the web saying, "This will rule...what could go wrong-" and the final panel shows that this will cost over $150+ for tools and kits.
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
satoyaki.bsky.social
I am depressed n anxious so I drew a little Curly Mouthwashing bein also sad to feel better
A doodle of Curly from the game Mouthwashing laying on the ground saying "Owie". He is captioned as "Meat Man Sad".
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
satoyaki.bsky.social
I may be a 25 year old man, but you're out of your damn mind if you think I wouldn't buy spooky chicken nuggets
Chicken nuggets shaped like bats, ghosts, and pumpkins.
September 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM