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steph✨
@saturrrday.bsky.social
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Chubby crybaby. Thirty-something emo 💥✨
Big fan of LFC and cake [she/her]
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Screenshot of the giant from twin peaks stood in front of the red curtains but with pep guardiola’s face. Caption reads: it is happening
January 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Screenshot from masterchef: John Torode shoves a fork full of food in his mouth. His eyes are closed. The caption reads: I’ll eat the whole lot of that. It’s delicious.
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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blackpool (A) it is 🙃
Fernando Torres of Liverpool Jumps For A Header with Charlie Adam of Blackpool and Craig Cathcart United
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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she’s just closed her laptop, announced she’s going for lunch and then looked me dead in the eye: it’s soup, I’m bringing it in here. Sorry it’ll probably stink.
Screenshot from I’m Alan Partridge, caption reads: I just hate the general public. Alan sits in the travel tavern reception in a cream jumper and green gilet.
November 25, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Screenshot of google: Showing results for extra large fridge
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Get you someone who looks at you like Dom looks at Mo
A topless Mo Salah celebrates at Southampton while Dom Szoboszlai beams in the background
November 24, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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you:
Screenshot of google shopping results for ‘massive fridge’
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Eric Catona in a pink shirt and grey flat cap during his speech when receiving his 2019 UEFA presidents award. Caption reads: I love football.
November 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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the timeline this evening
Spurs mascots Chirpy & Lily stand in a football ground. They’re giant blue cockerels in full spurs kits. Chirpy has a giant wide mouthed grin. Lily looks high.
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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shhhhhhhghhhggg
Graphic from Lincoln city social media: Tendayi Darikwa stands in red home kit pointing at the camera with one hand and the index finger of his other pressed to his lips to say shhhhhhhhhh
November 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Harvey back in training?
Screenshot from Nathan For You: Nathan Fielder’s head and shoulders appear between the Y-shaped branches of a tree in the middle of an empty park. The closed caption reads: -WHOOP.
November 22, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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also found my driving license so figured I’d finally update my address and 🙃🙃🙃
A screenshot of an outdated looking DVLA website advising the users record cannot be accessed at the moment and to wait 24 hours.
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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ALRIGHT FINE
Clear blue skies over a patch of grass and bare trees. Pinch arts and crafts meme: he angrily sticks a pink paper heart on a glittery piece of paper
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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just realised it linked to Totti (which, fair) but I was going for
A vase made of of Nike T90 Aerow 2005-2006 Football held against a neutral wall. The vase has yellow flowers and foliage in it.
November 19, 2024 at 10:56 AM