Satya Pearl
@satyaaf.bsky.social
Human clothed in empathy, spending my days with toddlers and my nights in love. ❤️
People always tell me not to wear my heart on my sleeve but I literally am my heart and it wears me.
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
People always tell me not to wear my heart on my sleeve but I literally am my heart and it wears me.
This puppy is getting so big 🥰
June 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This puppy is getting so big 🥰
Reposted by Satya Pearl
Reposted by Satya Pearl
Toddler pee on my knee. Just another day in the life 😅
June 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Toddler pee on my knee. Just another day in the life 😅
Plant based fettuccini Alfredo with shiitake mushrooms, asparagus, and sun dried tomato. ❤️
June 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Plant based fettuccini Alfredo with shiitake mushrooms, asparagus, and sun dried tomato. ❤️
I actually learned how to be a homemaker from my childhood spent obsessively watching Goldie Hawn’s character figure it out after being kidnapped and gaslit into the role. 👌
June 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I actually learned how to be a homemaker from my childhood spent obsessively watching Goldie Hawn’s character figure it out after being kidnapped and gaslit into the role. 👌
A perfect day to
Load boxes of rocks and love notes and high heels. 🥰
Load boxes of rocks and love notes and high heels. 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A perfect day to
Load boxes of rocks and love notes and high heels. 🥰
Load boxes of rocks and love notes and high heels. 🥰
Been holding my breath for so long I forgot how to exhale.
May 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Been holding my breath for so long I forgot how to exhale.
Nothing is more exhausting than the first day of
Summer break for caregivers of children.
Summer break for caregivers of children.
May 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Nothing is more exhausting than the first day of
Summer break for caregivers of children.
Summer break for caregivers of children.
Roughing it with the cutest wife and rose petals in the camp shower ❤️
May 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Roughing it with the cutest wife and rose petals in the camp shower ❤️
Debilitating thigh pain on your period? How do you get relief?!
May 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Debilitating thigh pain on your period? How do you get relief?!
Reposted by Satya Pearl
If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
If life is a playground, I’m rich in the currency.
May 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If life is a playground, I’m rich in the currency.
Not much better than curried spinach. ❤️
April 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not much better than curried spinach. ❤️
I love a big Pearl Puddle ❤️ So grateful for my sweet little fam. @abbyofthenorth.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I love a big Pearl Puddle ❤️ So grateful for my sweet little fam. @abbyofthenorth.bsky.social
Today a toddler asked me why I haven’t put shampoo on my Mario tattoo so he can die. 😅
April 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today a toddler asked me why I haven’t put shampoo on my Mario tattoo so he can die. 😅
Reposted by Satya Pearl
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
Other kids at music class when prompted with a motion they want to do pick things like “spin around, touch my toes, and jump.”
The kids I bring are like: “I want kid A to be an excavator and for me to be a dump truck.”
The kids I bring are like: “I want kid A to be an excavator and for me to be a dump truck.”
April 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Other kids at music class when prompted with a motion they want to do pick things like “spin around, touch my toes, and jump.”
The kids I bring are like: “I want kid A to be an excavator and for me to be a dump truck.”
The kids I bring are like: “I want kid A to be an excavator and for me to be a dump truck.”
Toddlers be like:
Tot 1: oh my gosh we are here look at this water. Look at these birds! It’s warm out!
Tot 2: no. We are still in the boat. We aren’t there yet.
Tot 1: oh, we aren’t there yet. It’s not warm.
Pretend play is the best.
Tot 1: oh my gosh we are here look at this water. Look at these birds! It’s warm out!
Tot 2: no. We are still in the boat. We aren’t there yet.
Tot 1: oh, we aren’t there yet. It’s not warm.
Pretend play is the best.
April 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Toddlers be like:
Tot 1: oh my gosh we are here look at this water. Look at these birds! It’s warm out!
Tot 2: no. We are still in the boat. We aren’t there yet.
Tot 1: oh, we aren’t there yet. It’s not warm.
Pretend play is the best.
Tot 1: oh my gosh we are here look at this water. Look at these birds! It’s warm out!
Tot 2: no. We are still in the boat. We aren’t there yet.
Tot 1: oh, we aren’t there yet. It’s not warm.
Pretend play is the best.
Wonder what it’s like for normal people to go to the grocery store. Do you just get your items and get out or does every worker you encounter instantly confide in you about EVERYTHING too?
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wonder what it’s like for normal people to go to the grocery store. Do you just get your items and get out or does every worker you encounter instantly confide in you about EVERYTHING too?
Rocket wants to know if I made this bath for him to drink. 🧽
April 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rocket wants to know if I made this bath for him to drink. 🧽
Anniversary weekend in Talkeetna starts off with a fresh arrangement from Talkeetna Flowers 🍾 Happy 2 years of marriage, @abbyofthenorth.bsky.social !
April 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Anniversary weekend in Talkeetna starts off with a fresh arrangement from Talkeetna Flowers 🍾 Happy 2 years of marriage, @abbyofthenorth.bsky.social !
Wait. Aren’t we all canceling the day to listen to Neil Diamond in our blue jeans? 🤞
April 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wait. Aren’t we all canceling the day to listen to Neil Diamond in our blue jeans? 🤞