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Saul T
@sault.bsky.social
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Consumed too many white monsters and was consumed by one in turn
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Dead guy on back holding daisies
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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She's great
Haze: So what do you do? Vyper: Make poor life decisions. Haze: This should be interesting. Vyper: Fun, Haze! It should be fun! Mirage: You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals. Vyper: Keep talkin' to me like that and I'm gonna lead you to a cheaper motel. Vyper: It's nice, to finally get to work with someone like me. Calico: I'm nothing like you. Vyper: Come on! we're a couple of tough broads who kill people for money. Calico: I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same. Vyper: Oh, Cal- you're soundin' a little classist there, C. Calico: Oh, I'm sounding a lot classist, because I'm nothing like you. Vyper: I killed your dad for fifty bucks and a lighter.
January 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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I have a star-nosed mole sona
Partially because they're visually striking but also because of their second incredible feat
A report in the journal Nature gives this animal the title of fastest-eating mammal, taking as little as 120 milliseconds (average: 227 ms) to identify and consume individual food items. Its brain decides in approximately eight milliseconds if prey is edible or not. This speed is at the limit of the speed of neurons.
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Almost forgot to post this today
No one: The FBI every MLK Day: Picture of Omniman giving a solemn speech at the funeral of the Guardians of the Globe, who he secretly murdered in cold blood
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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I've always wound up setting my Ogryn's voice back to Bodyguard because I think it genuinely helps un-tilt the whole team to have someone cheerfully yelling "WE'RE THE STRONGEST!"
Also he's just hilarious
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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No new pictures

Where are you mentally
Drawing by @PandtraYamus of Kermit the frog staring expressionless into a glowing monitor, sitting alone in a dark room. A gun sits on the desk.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Woke with chest pains this morning haha oh no
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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YIPPEE
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Hellboy: The Island, from Hellboy Vol. 6 - Strange Places
Hellboy battles Urgo-Hem with a rusted rapier, stabbing at it while yelling quotation from Gregory Peck as Ahab in the 1956 film adaptation of Moby Dick: "FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE! FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE! O DAMNÉD--"
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Breaking news
Heretic Priest and a Trench Pilgrim sitting at a news table Headline reads "THERE IS NO NEWS" #trenchcrusade
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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All this installing and uninstalling
Le Suicidé by Édouard Manet
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Average Gamer's Political Beliefs and He Hanged Himself By Dan Kozuh
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Tumblr post by worfsbarmitzvah do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think "oh what the fuck am going on about" and delete it Follow-up post by bramcrackerswrites I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Fire Punch by Tatsuki Fujimoto
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Now I can't even see the bots doing it
Like history simultaneously displaying one like and saying "no likes yet" Because this app is run by incompetent crypto-geek losers
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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Doctor Manhatten obliterating Rorshach
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Yeah that tracks
Melancholic
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM