SaysElias
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I can’t stop imagining the taste of lollipops.
The best way to eat food is upside down because that’s where your taste buds are.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The best way to eat food is upside down because that’s where your taste buds are.
I would never want to ride in a car with no roof, because what happens if it rains?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I would never want to ride in a car with no roof, because what happens if it rains?
Isn’t McDonald’s owned by the government?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Isn’t McDonald’s owned by the government?
I just noticed – a motorcycle is basically an automated bike!
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I just noticed – a motorcycle is basically an automated bike!
If a right angle is on the left side, is it a left angle?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If a right angle is on the left side, is it a left angle?
I thought there were fans in a phone.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I thought there were fans in a phone.
I farted and it hurt.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I farted and it hurt.
I actually forgot how to spell “really.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I actually forgot how to spell “really.”
I like how dogs don’t care if their food is on the floor.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I like how dogs don’t care if their food is on the floor.
The nineties are like 1901.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The nineties are like 1901.
I just realized that shoelaces is just one lace.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I just realized that shoelaces is just one lace.
I thought “sympathy” was mean.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I thought “sympathy” was mean.
I didn’t know mint was a plant.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I didn’t know mint was a plant.
I thought leeches are only in Scotland.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I thought leeches are only in Scotland.
Dad, you’re my favorite dad. You’re also my only dad, so that means you’re my least favorite dad.
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Dad, you’re my favorite dad. You’re also my only dad, so that means you’re my least favorite dad.
Why is the ice so cold?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why is the ice so cold?
The Caribbean Sea is a real thing?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Caribbean Sea is a real thing?
Does cheese have eggs in it?
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does cheese have eggs in it?
Mississippi is a weird name for a state.
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mississippi is a weird name for a state.
I don’t know what food from Mexico tastes like.
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t know what food from Mexico tastes like.
Is cream cheese a type of cheese?
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is cream cheese a type of cheese?
I thought I made up the word “hangry.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I thought I made up the word “hangry.”
I didn’t know potatoes could melt.
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I didn’t know potatoes could melt.
It’s hard to believe that sushi is actually Japanese food.
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s hard to believe that sushi is actually Japanese food.