Jordan Sazant
sazantj.bsky.social
Jordan Sazant
@sazantj.bsky.social
Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago

Canadian born and raised #ElbowsUp

Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.
At least you know she practices safely!
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Does he have that laundry list of bullshit accomplishments saved in his notes somewhere?
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fair point on the Naylor signing, and I hope everyone gets paid long term
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Maybe I'm misinterpreting things, but the Cubs declining Imanaga's option while offering the QO, Bieber opting into a 1-year deal, all seem to pretend a hesitancy for clubs generally to extend term and players sensing that as well
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I also wonder if, given the rest of the off-season, Rubenstein senses an opportunity to get top-line pitching for less years than usual on the FA market
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Anytime a judge starts with a block quote, it is absolutely intentional and pointed
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The only director touching this is Ryan Murphy so Sarah Paulson is Nuzzi by default
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Chase Utley should be a HOFer either way
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If the investigation is into Dems, then the House is technically only legally entitled to the non-Dem materials
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I dont understand how he gets trotted out there daily. Not even Trump supporters could avoid the urge to punch this guy's teeth in on sight
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
JJ to himself before every snap
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I want to hear the excuses from the schedulers who did this to us
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Shell out for the good butter" was one of the first tips I ever got from my first roommate
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
AI says that gait pattern is definitely trans (????)
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It was interesting to hear Kasten on the Starkville podcast talking about how the team never saw his personality until Ippei was gone. Hope we continue to see more of it
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
This is her best life? Yeesh
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We just call it Québecois
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Democrats will keep fighting (with each other)
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM