Sburban Spectators
@sburbanspectators.bsky.social
As in the podcast wherein a Homestuck veteran (Lexia Velika) & a Homestuck novice (Ian) brave the zany world of this webcomic.
New episodes every (Other) Sunday!
https://sburbanspectators.neocities.org/
patreon.com/SburbanSpectators
New episodes every (Other) Sunday!
https://sburbanspectators.neocities.org/
patreon.com/SburbanSpectators
Fellas, is it gay to - wait, nevermind, Ian's new thing is talking about Kpop uh.. "boy bikes?" Hmm. Oh yeah, then there's HOMOSUCK. Pages 6111 to 6277. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep031
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fellas, is it gay to - wait, nevermind, Ian's new thing is talking about Kpop uh.. "boy bikes?" Hmm. Oh yeah, then there's HOMOSUCK. Pages 6111 to 6277. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep031
This is what it feels like to record btw (our respective Discord pfps). Also, new post for Patrons over there!
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is what it feels like to record btw (our respective Discord pfps). Also, new post for Patrons over there!
Would you believe that the freaky little guy agenda is still going strong here at Sburban Spectators? Well you will. Listen to the new release right here!!!!
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Would you believe that the freaky little guy agenda is still going strong here at Sburban Spectators? Well you will. Listen to the new release right here!!!!
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
Don't look at the time! Don't look at any time! Nothing happened because now ALL of our problems are solved in more ways than one, we're simply feeling that SWEET...! Ft. Lexia's needed apology for Pathologic behavior in a content warning.
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don't look at the time! Don't look at any time! Nothing happened because now ALL of our problems are solved in more ways than one, we're simply feeling that SWEET...! Ft. Lexia's needed apology for Pathologic behavior in a content warning.
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
We're still not Dead! But something... something is coming...
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
We're still not Dead! But something... something is coming...
Wow!! Tough month so far, but we get the gift(?) of Caliborn antics bringing us some real hits among other drama thrown in the mix. Lots of things to shout "oh no!" over indeed. Pages 5438 to 5625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep028
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wow!! Tough month so far, but we get the gift(?) of Caliborn antics bringing us some real hits among other drama thrown in the mix. Lots of things to shout "oh no!" over indeed. Pages 5438 to 5625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep028
And here we are with part 2 of Episode 27!! What a wild ride in & out of the podcast continuity. Come watch us with some very Strange energy make it through it all. Pages 5364 to 5437. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt2
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And here we are with part 2 of Episode 27!! What a wild ride in & out of the podcast continuity. Come watch us with some very Strange energy make it through it all. Pages 5364 to 5437. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt2
Oh here we are! We knew this would be a long one, but needing to do parts is still a shock. I (Lexia Velika) feel a slight need to preface my strong stances with it's My Take & Not Meant Meanly. Page 5263 [but we do talk vaguely/reference through page 5437]. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt1
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Oh here we are! We knew this would be a long one, but needing to do parts is still a shock. I (Lexia Velika) feel a slight need to preface my strong stances with it's My Take & Not Meant Meanly. Page 5263 [but we do talk vaguely/reference through page 5437]. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt1
BIG THINGS HAPPENING & more evidence that somehow it all comes back to generously interpreted chess... Let's go through some convoluted schemes & varied villainy. Pages 5029 to 5262. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep026
October 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
BIG THINGS HAPPENING & more evidence that somehow it all comes back to generously interpreted chess... Let's go through some convoluted schemes & varied villainy. Pages 5029 to 5262. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep026
Hello again! We get some real anticipated silly lore in this one including some special murine lore of one of our design's. But what's this about the future of this alternate Earth...? Pages 4820 to 5028. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep025
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hello again! We get some real anticipated silly lore in this one including some special murine lore of one of our design's. But what's this about the future of this alternate Earth...? Pages 4820 to 5028. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep025
WE RETURN FOR SOME ANTICS!! All new variations of foolishness all around in this one. Including the arrival of some haunting figures... Pages 4667 to 4819. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep024
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
WE RETURN FOR SOME ANTICS!! All new variations of foolishness all around in this one. Including the arrival of some haunting figures... Pages 4667 to 4819. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep024
Episode??? Episode!!! We get some more Stuff in this one including BIG hits like Jane's resonant foolishness, new troll girls, & oh something outside the comic... a rat? Pages 4469 to 4666. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep023
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Episode??? Episode!!! We get some more Stuff in this one including BIG hits like Jane's resonant foolishness, new troll girls, & oh something outside the comic... a rat? Pages 4469 to 4666. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep023
Episode!!! Episode!!!!!!! This was ready to go last night, actually, but you can blame LV for being too tired out drawing fantroll stuff that they couldn't post. Oh, but what's this episode about? Um, stuff... Pages pages 4285 to 4468. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep022
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Episode!!! Episode!!!!!!! This was ready to go last night, actually, but you can blame LV for being too tired out drawing fantroll stuff that they couldn't post. Oh, but what's this episode about? Um, stuff... Pages pages 4285 to 4468. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep022
We're baaaaack!! After a bit of tiny posting break in the present now & back then where a Lot happened & a certain project gets talked about for the first time chronologically. Pages 4113 to 4284. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep021
September 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We're baaaaack!! After a bit of tiny posting break in the present now & back then where a Lot happened & a certain project gets talked about for the first time chronologically. Pages 4113 to 4284. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep021
CASCADE!!! CASCADE!!! CASCADE IS HERE!!! We've officially made it to the half way point of Homestuck! Pages 3974 to 4112. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep020
August 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
CASCADE!!! CASCADE!!! CASCADE IS HERE!!! We've officially made it to the half way point of Homestuck! Pages 3974 to 4112. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep020
Wow wow wow! The moment those In The Know have been waiting for draws even closer! Until then, let's get a little nonlinear & branching until a Critical Moment. Pages 3764 to 3973. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep019
August 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wow wow wow! The moment those In The Know have been waiting for draws even closer! Until then, let's get a little nonlinear & branching until a Critical Moment. Pages 3764 to 3973. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep019
In barely any time at all, the episode drops! Please help us as what feels like a climax approaches us at a concerningly high speed & keeps on going. Pages 3563 to 3763. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep018
August 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
In barely any time at all, the episode drops! Please help us as what feels like a climax approaches us at a concerningly high speed & keeps on going. Pages 3563 to 3763. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep018
Soooooo... to distract from the wild recent events in the Homestuck sphere, why not revisit more "Murderstuck??" If that doesn't work, watch us become enchanted by the concept of the troll DSM. Pages 3301 to 3562.
August 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Soooooo... to distract from the wild recent events in the Homestuck sphere, why not revisit more "Murderstuck??" If that doesn't work, watch us become enchanted by the concept of the troll DSM. Pages 3301 to 3562.
Hello from the other side of the con! We're (so??) back with long awaited god tiering & other convolutions reported by our past time vortex selves in their comic binge period. Pages 3075 to 3300. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep016
August 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hello from the other side of the con! We're (so??) back with long awaited god tiering & other convolutions reported by our past time vortex selves in their comic binge period. Pages 3075 to 3300. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep016
We swear Monday isn't our new upload day - things simply keep happening! We are perfectly on topic the entire time in this one (no lies, I promise). Pages 2848 to 3074. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep015
July 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We swear Monday isn't our new upload day - things simply keep happening! We are perfectly on topic the entire time in this one (no lies, I promise). Pages 2848 to 3074. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep015
The time vortex shrinks from our POV! From yours, 'twas only a 2-ish day delay (sorry). Lots to enjoy as worlds collide in this one & a new legacy is hatched. Look out for an exclusive cut tier list on Patreon soon. Pages 2626 to 2847. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep014
July 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The time vortex shrinks from our POV! From yours, 'twas only a 2-ish day delay (sorry). Lots to enjoy as worlds collide in this one & a new legacy is hatched. Look out for an exclusive cut tier list on Patreon soon. Pages 2626 to 2847. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep014
It's totally still Sunday, don't worry about it. We're finally at the moment our veteran host has been waiting for: QUADRANTS! Hear how truly brainrotted they have become. Pages 2296 to 2625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep013
July 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It's totally still Sunday, don't worry about it. We're finally at the moment our veteran host has been waiting for: QUADRANTS! Hear how truly brainrotted they have become. Pages 2296 to 2625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep013
After some delay, we get a long awaited episode where She debuts properly. Listen to Ian fail to resist the urge to therapize our controversial new gal whilst also setting blorbo sights on another gal. Pages 2155 to 2295. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep012
July 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
After some delay, we get a long awaited episode where She debuts properly. Listen to Ian fail to resist the urge to therapize our controversial new gal whilst also setting blorbo sights on another gal. Pages 2155 to 2295. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep012
Hello those who skipped to the trolls!! Velika & Ian go veritably Alternian in this one as we are blasted with the full force of troll oddities & our fated gal first shows her face. Pages 189 to 2154. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep011
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hello those who skipped to the trolls!! Velika & Ian go veritably Alternian in this one as we are blasted with the full force of troll oddities & our fated gal first shows her face. Pages 189 to 2154. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep011
Podcast today, queen? Listen to us reach the end of Act 4, our last milestone we can claim before we triumph over those who Skipped To The Trolls. Pages 1802 to 1988. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep010
June 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Podcast today, queen? Listen to us reach the end of Act 4, our last milestone we can claim before we triumph over those who Skipped To The Trolls. Pages 1802 to 1988. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep010