Why do the captions say Piers Morgan when you say Kier Starmer? Are they secretly the same person and I've missed it? :)

Can we have a version with English spelling please?

Or would that take over 2 minutes?

(I jest, I have mastered the art of putting off putting things off, procrastination squared if you will), but I'd really like this with the typos tidied up.

30 minutes? I'm up to about 6 years at this point..

Thank you for re-posting this.

5/7. Perfect.

well that looks fun!

Just spell Jeff with a silent P... ;)

buy a good heated blanket, and look after it - don't wrap the cord up, ever. It should last a long time.
Hot Water bottles are a waste of money.

I'm so glad to hear this. I have loved Ben for years, I'd hate for him to be horrid IRL.

11/10

I may have misread your final line...

I read Am I...

Sorry

I'll go shoot myself over here

Also no?

Going outside?! Next you'll be keeping fit and doing sports!

Enjoy what you enjoy and keep trying stuff, life's full of surprises.

I'm gonna need a skirt and some thigh highs, stat!

Rupert! I've never really cared for him as a DJ, but he's just gone up in my estimation!

You need to get as far away from Nick Clegg as you can. Also can we Tax the multinationals yet?