did you call me an 'ejected' officiiiaaaoooOOOOAAAaaaaooooooooooo....
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
did you call me an 'ejected' officiiiaaaoooOOOOAAAaaaaooooooooooo....
(me getting hyped about switching to linux again) we're doing arch. we're doing arch
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(me getting hyped about switching to linux again) we're doing arch. we're doing arch
there's an episode of The Tick (animated series) where they have to go in the sewers and they run into some workers that have a manhole open and he's all like,"Well met, stalwart Municipal Employees! Your fight to keep This City clean is mine also. I salute you!"
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
there's an episode of The Tick (animated series) where they have to go in the sewers and they run into some workers that have a manhole open and he's all like,"Well met, stalwart Municipal Employees! Your fight to keep This City clean is mine also. I salute you!"
it's telegraphing that they don't want to touch the super-rich when what the people want is a ceiling with spikes on it
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it's telegraphing that they don't want to touch the super-rich when what the people want is a ceiling with spikes on it
this kind of problem can often be solved by simply constructing a new house
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this kind of problem can often be solved by simply constructing a new house
you can't just jump on these ones with the spikes and squash em. you gotta break out the fireballs
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
you can't just jump on these ones with the spikes and squash em. you gotta break out the fireballs
bluesky users + ai musclebound clasping hands meme "not getting jokes"
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
bluesky users + ai musclebound clasping hands meme "not getting jokes"
RELEASE THE HELLDUDE...
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November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
RELEASE THE HELLDUDE...
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stop trying to clone hitler jfc
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
stop trying to clone hitler jfc
pre-historic tech bro trying to pass off an atlatl rip-off as a new invention
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
pre-historic tech bro trying to pass off an atlatl rip-off as a new invention
you would wipe the floor with these chumps
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
you would wipe the floor with these chumps
what if there's a tree or a rock directly in front of you? what are you going to do then smart guy?
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
what if there's a tree or a rock directly in front of you? what are you going to do then smart guy?
telling the inventor of the wagon it won't work because you don't have the concept of "steering"
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
telling the inventor of the wagon it won't work because you don't have the concept of "steering"
my kids called me boomer one time and i was like haha that doesn't hurt me haha why would that cut right to the bone lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
my kids called me boomer one time and i was like haha that doesn't hurt me haha why would that cut right to the bone lol
"goodwill ambassador"?
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"goodwill ambassador"?
it's 2027. you're dog-sitting in connecticuit.
lambo's family calls on you to watch him when they go on vacation every summer, but you make the trip to visit more often than that. the (human) kids call you 'uncle michael', even though you're not technically related.
lambo's family calls on you to watch him when they go on vacation every summer, but you make the trip to visit more often than that. the (human) kids call you 'uncle michael', even though you're not technically related.
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's 2027. you're dog-sitting in connecticuit.
lambo's family calls on you to watch him when they go on vacation every summer, but you make the trip to visit more often than that. the (human) kids call you 'uncle michael', even though you're not technically related.
lambo's family calls on you to watch him when they go on vacation every summer, but you make the trip to visit more often than that. the (human) kids call you 'uncle michael', even though you're not technically related.
this is in support of your motion for a recess counselor?
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is in support of your motion for a recess counselor?
tired of an end product riddled with the sort of errors no human would make?
it makes sense if the pitch is "our ai is less bad than other ai's"
it makes sense if the pitch is "our ai is less bad than other ai's"
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tired of an end product riddled with the sort of errors no human would make?
it makes sense if the pitch is "our ai is less bad than other ai's"
it makes sense if the pitch is "our ai is less bad than other ai's"