Wait, we mourned Dick Cheney? I missed that memo

This laughably inane answer probably tracks quite well with ignorant voters

It's funny to imagine how mad this equally brazen lie made Trump just because it's one less +

They may not hear you, so be sure to yell and bang on the door

One does not go from Adolf comparisons to sworn lackey for any other reason but personal gain

They should have been careful with how much they believed Trump in 2024, but here we are

Idk why they think bothsidesism is peacemaking rhetoric when all it does is make Trump look weak, irrelevant, and passive to foreign imperialism

There's insulting intelligence and then there's this

The idea that imperialism ended with WWII or the Cold War is laughable, but it's even more insane for Trump to illegally seize a foreign commercial vessel

I shouldn't be surprised but he's talked about her lips BEFORE??

They want 100 people, whose hygiene is already questionable, who have to all sit together in the terminal and then an enclosed flying tube, to break a sweat in the only clothing they have

I thought it was the affordability crisis. Can they stick to ONE lie?

To people using AI to generate heartfelt personal messages,
I'd rather you just tell me you're an NPC who never cared about me

Literally the only people saying this work for him. The economy is the one true king of this country, and everyone knows things are worse now than a year ago. This Emperor's New Clothes bit will be really funny next election

The buck stops at the nearest person I can throw under the bus

Johnny come lately is once again late on the uptake

Terrible reporter question

Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."