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Xanadu, Zonked Croc
@scalednspiralled.bsky.social
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25 | he/they | aego
hypnohorny crocodile
bad at initiating dms, but i try and respond!

https://t.me/scalednspiralled
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/scalednspiralled/
what a tier man (besides Tyrant fuck that guy)
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
reclear parties btw (I'm crashing out)
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 AM
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Ah yes, the 2 genders:

Xenoblade 2 and Helldivers
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I still love that dancer outfit and would still love to see Xan zonked in something like that!
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
diediediediediediediediediediediedie

(thank you @lycanoclast.bsky.social and friends)
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
“5% enrage checking passport”
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh that’s an awesome suit, I’d be willing to pay
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Vent doodle at work
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
hehehehehe
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Oh you have no idea. The Aiming one in this pic is my favourite but until I can get my hands on it the tank one will do very nicely
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
muahahaHAHAHAHA
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
LEAVE ME ALONE
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
LMAO report their bot ass but also this is kind of hilarious
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
GET FUCKED
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I'm afraid to inform you that they're peak
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I could see it happening honestly
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Took long enough lmao
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Went ahead and made that FFXIV job zonkability tier list

If you have any critiques just stare directly into the nouliths of this Sage here and they'll get you sorted out
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
For World Hypnotism Day, quote this with the art you’ve gotten with friends and loved ones!

Despite using a lot of my friends’ characters for Hypnovember, I don’t have nearly enough pieces that feature us both at the same time. Hopefully we can fix that in the new year~

So glad to know all of you
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Fuck Berserkers

Manifestations of pain and misery
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Still 1 hour of 2025 left for me
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
yippee
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It’s a perfectly normal hallway where nothing bad happens
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
This one’s perfect actually
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM