ScamAntics
@scamantics.bsky.social
I'm just here to ride coat-tails, gaslight, sell out, and ride the hate-fueled train to fortune. Hop aboard and watch me acquire fame and wealth as I break faith from the starting line.
Being open about being a charlatan gets me off the hook, right?
Being open about being a charlatan gets me off the hook, right?
I remember when it used to come in a white Ford Bronco.
September 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I remember when it used to come in a white Ford Bronco.
This administration has earned me a ton of money in the stock market by being so predictably evil. I would gladly trade those winnings for the peace of mind that comes with competent leadership.
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This administration has earned me a ton of money in the stock market by being so predictably evil. I would gladly trade those winnings for the peace of mind that comes with competent leadership.
All those old stories of monkey’s paws, genies, and talking fish make me wonder—how badly did people mess up their wishes to make sure we never got the chance?
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
All those old stories of monkey’s paws, genies, and talking fish make me wonder—how badly did people mess up their wishes to make sure we never got the chance?
Resistance training ftw.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Resistance training ftw.
I will add that it's equally cool and good to care about animals.
August 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I will add that it's equally cool and good to care about animals.
And when does a toy stop becoming a toy? At what point does damaging them also cause death? Reassembling them, even in different configurations, seems to restore life. But, do they regain the consciousness of their former parts when reanimated, or are they reborn as a completely new entity?
July 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And when does a toy stop becoming a toy? At what point does damaging them also cause death? Reassembling them, even in different configurations, seems to restore life. But, do they regain the consciousness of their former parts when reanimated, or are they reborn as a completely new entity?
Place them vertically, cap down, in a plastic bin. Then add water and freeze it.
The end result will be a custom sized, clear container. It can also be used as a blunt object for all of your blunt object needs (you won't leave fingerprints on it).
The end result will be a custom sized, clear container. It can also be used as a blunt object for all of your blunt object needs (you won't leave fingerprints on it).
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Place them vertically, cap down, in a plastic bin. Then add water and freeze it.
The end result will be a custom sized, clear container. It can also be used as a blunt object for all of your blunt object needs (you won't leave fingerprints on it).
The end result will be a custom sized, clear container. It can also be used as a blunt object for all of your blunt object needs (you won't leave fingerprints on it).
I worked there while I was in high school, and any food they make now will be a mere shadow compared to the masterpieces my lil' stoner ass would make for myself.
July 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I worked there while I was in high school, and any food they make now will be a mere shadow compared to the masterpieces my lil' stoner ass would make for myself.
The color or the fruit? Because, yes to both.
July 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The color or the fruit? Because, yes to both.
Game of Thrones. So many actors killed their rolls. And yet, none of them have managed to gain much star power outside of that series.
July 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Game of Thrones. So many actors killed their rolls. And yet, none of them have managed to gain much star power outside of that series.
Are there any grey ladies you actively disrespect?
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Are there any grey ladies you actively disrespect?
Oliver Twist in an alternate reality.
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oliver Twist in an alternate reality.
Now you know why I only repost cold garbage.
June 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now you know why I only repost cold garbage.
It reminds me of pho if pho were a soup.
June 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It reminds me of pho if pho were a soup.
Is this what Jordan Peterson is up to now?
June 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Is this what Jordan Peterson is up to now?
Apt analogy. If they saw the light of day, those gremlin fucks would fry.
June 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Apt analogy. If they saw the light of day, those gremlin fucks would fry.
If this is ever accepted as truth by the overlords, they will change the definition of human beings to only include themselves.
June 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If this is ever accepted as truth by the overlords, they will change the definition of human beings to only include themselves.
They're warriors in their cult. Free passage to MAGA heaven.
June 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They're warriors in their cult. Free passage to MAGA heaven.
What about the hot idiots?
June 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What about the hot idiots?