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i shucked oysters for my birthday
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
@spindlypete.bsky.social Gov. Tina went LOW EFFORT this year with just a souvenir NASA flightsuit.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
did a father-son costume this year: Luffy & Shanks, Yonkos of the Grand Line.
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@spindlypete.bsky.social long live the queen
August 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i got a chaco strap sunburn
August 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
at da beach
August 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
help @Slate, my son loves Calvin (of and Hobbes fame), Bart Simpson, and someone called "Big Nate"?. This is making him attempt age-appropriate pranks, and adopt an overall 'lil stinker' demeanor. How can I crush his spirit?
July 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
May 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
passin the footy with the boyo
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social now listening to the 'Vacouver' live show. flub! flub! flub!
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Vieja just does not understand One Piece
December 11, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Oregon wines are mid. not a huge fan of pinot
November 28, 2024 at 12:30 AM
@spindlypete.bsky.social Gov. Tina Kotek was dressed as the tin man this year FYI
November 1, 2024 at 2:08 AM
me and my dotter dressed up for uncle's wedding.
October 31, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Cut Jims. Opal guys.
October 29, 2024 at 2:04 AM
daughter claims footy is boring, but is really good at offside calls. cap, lil' ma'am, you're in the game.
October 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Wait, so Pablum was a ™️ for nutrient paste, and now Pablum means generic media content. Lol
September 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
travel tip: get a hepatitis booster. my lil bro was just diagnosed with hep A, and he was the only one of us w/o a booster w/i 20y. also, maybe don't swim in the filthy, oil-slicked, dead fish lagoon in rural Mexico (our bad).
September 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #118,499!
September 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Found out that I'm not bad at public speaking, just speaking off the cuff. Apparently you have to 'rehearse' to sound good.
August 29, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The hatamoto's feif as cake at the Oregon State Fair
August 25, 2024 at 3:38 AM
In retrospect, it would have been worth the upcharge and service fees to not deal with my mom derailing every conversation with a potential tour guide/company in person.
it sounds so simple but: look up hotels, guided tours, and activities etc. on booking sites for reviews and ideas, then book directly via the ancient technology of a phone call to avoid upcharges and service fees.
August 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Rebranding as a Houston TexMexican
August 15, 2024 at 1:09 AM
i want to move to Mexico
August 13, 2024 at 4:23 AM