Alternatively, here's a more controlling version, for people that don't need friends. Could use some updating, but the old list is still plenty effective
moxfield.com/decks/J1fFmB...

No worries, I still enjoyed the name and concept XD

What's the rule zero aspect? Do you play it into PDH tables or EDH tables?

Yeah, I think Sniffhow is one of the very few actually playing casual Malcolm/Breeches anymore XD

Yeah, Mirrodin, Affinity, and Broodstar were what got me into Magic!

Oh yeah, Pauper Commander opens up a whole different card pool, with all kinds of weird stuff. Hence Ethersworn Sphinx being one of my favorites. That's not a design you'd see for a legendary.

The rubber bands are all ones I am willing to give away, and many of them were built out of my bulk. The sleeves would be nearly as expensive as some of the decks 🤷‍♂️

Top 5 is hard, since I bounce around like crazy.

Best known for:
Vizkopa Guildmage
Ethersworn Sphinx
Savage Ventmaw

Other commanders I advocate for:
Maverick Thopterist
Wingmantle Chaplain
Winding Constrictor

Pet decks:
Drumhunter
Feywild Caretaker
Satyr Enchanter
Mad Ratter
Gorex

Agreed. I've been staring at Akiri for a while, thinking she could make a great competitive midrange deck. Meanwhile, there's at least tens of different equipment decks that all feel very different to play in mid-power. Some aggro powerhouses, some packing recursion engines, etc

But yeah, both Exdeath and Steiner will make great PDH decks. Fewer/less-powerful board wipes makes voltron strategies so much more viable. Just be sure to pack some edict fodder!

Just noting that you shouldn't trust google AI too much. It says to use regular commander life totals, but pauper commander uses 30 life and 16 commander damage, as opposed to 40/21.